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What do you call a nut in jail?
A busted nut.
If you get a divorce with your husband, does that still mean you’re siblings?
Alright, I'm gonna make like a tree and leaf.
*****You have to leave right after you tell this joke.****
🎨🧑🏻🦰 day was that good fun day at home 🏠. I had to the earth and I love it when you get a home and walk walk home from school and walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home 🏠. Was your birthday 🎁? I did.
Roses are not always red, Violets are violet, not blue. Irises are never red, Petunias can be kinda blue.
What does this tell us 'cept you can't trust a poet to tell the truth.
If a midget walks up to you and tells you your hair smells nice, is that sexual harassment?
A man walks into a library.
Man: "Hello ma'am, do you know where I can find a book on suicide?"
Librarian: "Do you know about our return policy?"
Suicidal Man: ...
Librarian: ...
The Woman checking out a book: "WHAT THE FUCK?"
Time for you to stop looking at jokes on worstjokesever.com and go to bed!
I hope ya'll that have depression kys; you are worthless trash.
Just kidding.
All these females swear they loyal... but you can’t put loyalty on a hoe.
F1, F2, F3, do you know what’s after F3?
- F4, F U, then last F U Q.
Do you know your E?
You're E tarded.
What is the difference between a pornstar and a mosquito?
No one stops sucking.
Say yes if you wanna fuck.
What do you call a person who's got their wisdom tooth removed too late?
Dumb.
Spell Mississippi.
M-I-S-S-I-P-P~
Haha you said pp.
8 bit: Are you ok?
7 bit: Yes, I’m just a bit off...
Get it? 8 bits = a byte :)
Have you heard about the awesome fruit race?
The lettuce was ahead, but the tomato was able to ketchup!
What do you call a scared octopus?
A octopussy.
Armless child: Can you give me a hand??
Me: Ok.
Did you hear about the guy that went to a nudist colony? The first day was his hardest.