You jokes
What is your car? What was your time today after I had dinner night and night sleep night? Is it a night for you and a dinner night? Night dinner night? Was the snow? I had dinner night night dinner.
What do you get when a cow doesn't give any more milk?
A milk dud 😂
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and grabbed Jill's thigh and said, "You know you wanna." Jill said, "Yes," and lifted up her dress. Then they had some fun, but silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.
Love is the best picture you can use to be able for her and I was able for her in the best place for her and I have to be honest and a great team of the team and the way it goes is the first 4th year of my life in my life as a new 💕.
What do you call Stephen Hawking's toes on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call a pig that does karate?
PORK-CHOP
Brother: Your eyebrows look hella bad.
Sister: I don’t even think you know what eyebrows are supposed to look like because you have none.
What time is it when you need to go to the toilet?
Two-ply!
What is playing with you?
I love you, Hebrew John.
Girl lol feel dick in mouth on you.
When are you from Alabama? You know!!! 🐩
When do you go to the store?
UVUALA!!!!!
When are you from Kansas? You know!!! 🐌
When you're from Arkansas, you know! Door!
When are you from Delaware? You know!!! 📦
When are you from Iowa? You know!!! 🚗
You know why the teacher punished Dairy Milk?
Answer: Because he was choco_'late' to school.
You hear about the Roman numeral hospital?
All they have is IVs!
What is the difference between a comma and a period?
A comma gives you a pause, but a period gives you sleep.