Yo momma's so short that she fell off the toilet and broke her leg.
Yo momma is so stupid, she eats cardboard boxes thinking they're chocolate bars.
Yo momma is so ugly, she gets rejected by dead people.
yo momma's so fat, when she gets an abortion, she can feed the entire country of africa leftovers
yo momma so fat when she farted the Big Bang occurred
yo mommas so fat when she gets in a monster truck it turns into a lowrider
Yo momma so fat, when she pulled out the chair, it screamed and broke itself.
Yo momma's titty milk taste like Captain Crunch.
Yo momma's so fat, when she bought a fur coat, all animals went extinct.
Yo momma's so ugly, that when she walked into a Haunted Mansion, she walked back out with a job application.
yo mommas so fat, she was the iceberg in the titanic.
I have a secret crush on your momma.
Did you hear the passengers on the Titanic invited Yo Momma and the Titanic crew said, "Man overboard!"
Yo momma's so skinny that even Flat Stanley gets jealous!
Yo momma's so gay, you sucked her balls.
Yo momma so old, she farts dust!
Yo momma so stupid, she wrote this joke!
Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.
Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.
Silence...................punch!
Yo momma's so ugly that she made one direction turn into the other directions.
Yo momma armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock
