Yo Momma jokes

Yo momma so stupid, she wrote this joke!

Yo momma so fat, she glues together rags as clothes.

Yo momma so fat, she tried to eat a pie chart.

Yo momma so stupid, she pooped in the shower.

Yo momma is so ugly, she gets rejected by dead people.

Yo momma so fat, I asked her to save me a seat, so she sat down and she saved 10, and one by one the legs started popping off.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't need Wi-Fi, she is already worldwide!

Yo momma's so fat, her shirt size has more X's than Taylor Swift.

I love my mom.

Yo momma is so fat that the ground shakes a lot as she walks.

Yo momma so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the floor cracked up.

Yo momma so stupid, when someone got cardiac arrest, she tried to put the person to court, and when the judge said "ORDER AT THE COURT," she thought it's a food court and ordered 20 Big Macs and got a heart attack.

Yo momma so fat, when she farted the Big Bang occurred.

Yo momma's titty milk taste like Captain Crunch.

Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on Walmart, she lowered the prices.

Yo momma so dumb, she thought this joke was funny.

Yo momma so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall!

Yo momma is so stupid, she eats cardboard boxes thinking they're chocolate bars.

Yo momma's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.

Yo momma so stupid that someone said, "You're not that wealthy," and she went to a doctor.