Yo Momma jokes

Yo momma's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.

Yo momma so fat, Santa said, "Ho, ho, ho, I've gotta go!"

Yo momma so fat, she tried to eat a pie chart.

Yo momma's so ugly, when she threw a boomerang, it refused to come back.

Yo momma so slutty, she did a mukbang video with dicks instead of food.

Yo momma so fat, when she farted the Big Bang occurred.

Yo momma so fat, I took a photo of her last year and it's still printing.

Yo momma's like a cloud, when she disappears, it's a beautiful sunny day.

Yo momma so fat that she could fit the entire map of the world on her body.

Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in a monster truck, it turns into a lowrider.

Yo momma is so old, her birthday's expired.

Yo momma so fat, she glues together rags as clothes.

Yo momma's so fat that she plays pool with planets.

Yo mom's so old, she went into the museum and walked out with a raise.

You know, the earth was flat till they buried your mama.

Yo momma so fat, I took a picture of her 1 year ago, and it's still printing.

Yo momma's so short that she fell off the toilet and broke her leg.

Yo momma's so fat, she doesn't know how to play bacon.

Yo Momma so hairy, she has to shampoo her armpits.

Yo momma is so hungry that she ate your peanuts!