Yo Momma jokes

Yo momma is so fat, when she caught the flesh-eating bacteria, it gave up!

Yo momma so slutty, she could use a tank truck as a dildo.

Yo momma so stupid that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

Yo momma's so fat, when she gets an abortion, she can feed the entire country of Africa leftovers.

Yo momma's titty milk taste like Captain Crunch.

Yo momma so fat, I took a photo of her last year and it's still printing.

Yo momma is so fat, when she fell I was not laughing, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Yo Mamma's so fat that she falls from both sides of the bed.

Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in a monster truck, it turns into a lowrider.

Yo momma is so ugly, she gets rejected by dead people.

Yo momma is so stupid, she eats cardboard boxes thinking they're chocolate bars.

Yo momma so fat, when she pulled out the chair, it screamed and broke itself.

Yo momma's so short that she fell off the toilet and broke her leg.

Yo momma so fat, when she farted the Big Bang occurred.

Yo momma's so fat, when she bought a fur coat, all animals went extinct.

Yo momma's so ugly that when she walked into a Haunted Mansion, she walked back out with a job application.

I have a secret crush on your momma.

Yo momma's so fat, she was the iceberg in the Titanic.

Did you hear the passengers on the Titanic invited Yo Momma and the Titanic crew said, "Man overboard!"

Yo momma's so skinny that even Flat Stanley gets jealous!