Yo Momma Jokes

Yo momma so skinny, she wipes with floss!

Yo momma so fat, I took a photo of her last year and it's still printing.

Yo momma's so fat, when she gets an abortion, she can feed the entire country of Africa leftovers.

Yo momma so fat, when she farted the Big Bang occurred.

Yo momma's titty milk taste like Captain Crunch.

Yo momma is so fat, when she fell I was not laughing, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Yo momma's so short that she fell off the toilet and broke her leg.

Yo momma is so stupid, she eats cardboard boxes thinking they're chocolate bars.

Yo momma so fat, when she pulled out the chair, it screamed and broke itself.

Yo momma is so ugly, she gets rejected by dead people.

Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in a monster truck, it turns into a lowrider.

Yo Mamma's so fat that she falls from both sides of the bed.

Yo momma so stupid that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

Yo momma's so fat, when she bought a fur coat, all animals went extinct.

I have a secret crush on your momma.

Yo momma's so fat, she was the iceberg in the Titanic.

Did you hear the passengers on the Titanic invited Yo Momma and the Titanic crew said, "Man overboard!"

Yo momma's so ugly that when she walked into a Haunted Mansion, she walked back out with a job application.

Yo momma's so skinny that even Flat Stanley gets jealous!

Yo momma's so gay, you sucked her balls.