Yo momma so ugly she gets rejected by dead people.
Yo momma's so short that she fell off the toilet and broke her leg.
Yo momma's so fat, when she bought a fur coat, all animals went extinct.
Yo momma's so ugly, that when she walked into a Haunted Mansion, she walked back out with a job application.
Did you hear the passengers on the titanic invited yo! Momma and the titanic crew said man over board
yo mommas so fat, she was the iceberg in the titanic.
I have a secret crush on yo momma
Yo momma's so skinny that even Flat Stanley gets jealous!
yo momma so gay you sucked her balls
Bully: ur momma so fat that the whales said we r family even though ur a little bigger tah us
Nerd: yo momma so ugly tat when she went in the bathtub the water jumped out
Silence...................punch!
Yo momma so old, she farts dust!
Yo momma so stupid she wrote this joke
Yo momma armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock
Yo momma so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down
Yo momma so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall!
Yo momma so old, her birthday's expired.
Yo momma's arm-pits stink so bad she made Right Guard turn to left.
Yo momma so dumb when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.
Yo momma’s so fat that even Dora can’t explore her.
Yo momma so fat when she went for a health consultation, the doc told her to make-do with health insurance.
