Yo momma so dumb that she thought Auradon was in "Varian And The Seven Kingdoms."
Yo momma so fat that people jumped on her cuz they thought she was a school bus.
YO MOMMA
Yo momma so stupid, she pooped in the shower.
Yo momma's so fat that she got married to diabetes!
Yo momma so fat, her ankle broke and gravy poured out.
Yo momma is so ugly, when she tried to join the ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
Yo momma so ugly when she the and ugly weird the and she ugly!
Yo momma is so ugly even the trash man wouldn't pick her up.
I'm going to destroy your momma's [vulgar term] just like I destroyed that Tastykake.
"Rapeboat" so fat it made yo momma look thin.
Yo momma is so dumb that she couldn't even get three words into this joke. Maybe that's why she gave it a thumb's down...
Yo momma so fat, she farts out volcanoes.
Yo momma so fake, even Barbie got jealous of her!
Yo momma so fat she died at 5. Her kids, f
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"Your mom gay.exe" has started working.
Yo momma so fat when she went in the Skeld, she couldn't be ejected.
Yo momma's so fat that she plays pool with planets.
Yo momma's so ugly Thanos had to snap twice.
Yo momma so ugly, her blood type is puss.
