Yo Momma jokes
Yo momma so ugly, the Devil started going to church!
Yo momma so fat, Santa said, "Ho, ho, ho, I've gotta go!"
Yo momma so fat that it was hard to find the G spot and slip her one at night.
Yo momma's so stupid, her family tree is a telephone pole.
Yo momma's so fat, she rolled out the bed, out the room, down the stairs, smashed through the window, rolled down the road, and got stuck in the Grand Canyon.
Yo momma so fat not even Dora could explore her.
Yo momma so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the floor cracked up.
Yo momma so fat, I asked her to save me a seat, so she sat down and she saved 10, and one by one the legs started popping off.
Yo momma so fat!
Yo momma so dumb, she got kicked off the short bus.
Yo momma's an ICE agent!
Yo momma so slutty, she won't even be offended by this joke.
Yo momma so stupid, she pooped in the shower.
Yo momma so fat, her ankle broke and gravy poured out.
Yo momma!
Yo momma so fat that people jumped on her cuz they thought she was a school bus.
Yo momma so fat, I took a picture of her 1 year ago, and it's still printing.
Yo momma's so fat that she got married to diabetes!
Yo momma so dumb, the doctor wanted to give her a blood transfusion but she said no because she thought it would turn her trans.
Yo momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a grocery store.