Yo Momma jokes

Yo momma so fat that it was hard to find the G spot and slip her one at night.

Yo momma so fat!

Yo momma so fat, Santa said, "Ho, ho, ho, I've gotta go!"

Yo momma's so stupid, her family tree is a telephone pole.

Yo momma so ugly, the Devil started going to church!

Yo momma's so fat, she rolled out the bed, out the room, down the stairs, smashed through the window, rolled down the road, and got stuck in the Grand Canyon.

Yo momma so fat not even Dora could explore her.

Yo momma so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the floor cracked up.

Yo momma so fat, I asked her to save me a seat, so she sat down and she saved 10, and one by one the legs started popping off.

Yo momma so dumb, she got kicked off the short bus.

Yo momma!

Yo momma so fat, her ankle broke and gravy poured out.

Yo momma's so fat that she got married to diabetes!

Yo momma so fat that people jumped on her cuz they thought she was a school bus.

Yo momma so fat, I took a picture of her 1 year ago, and it's still printing.

Yo momma so stupid, she pooped in the shower.

Yo momma is so ugly, when she tried to join the ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"

Yo momma so ugly when she the and ugly weird the and she ugly!

Yo momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a grocery store.

I'm going to destroy your momma's [vulgar term] just like I destroyed that Tastykake.