Yo Momma jokes

Yo momma is so ugly, she gets rejected by dead people.

Yo mama's hairline is so god damn far back even Joe Biden wouldn't sniff it.

Me, Joe Biden: What do you mean *snifff*

Yo momma so ugly, your grandma wanted to name her Abomination, but the registries agent changed it.

Yo momma!

Yo momma so gay, she watched straight porn because gay porn was boring because she is gay!

Yo momma so skinny, she wipes with floss!

Yo momma so fat, she made up of a lot of atoms.

Yo momma so dumb, she washes her dishes in the river.

Yo momma's titty milk taste like Captain Crunch.

Yo momma is so stupid, she eats cardboard boxes thinking they're chocolate bars.

Yo momma so ugly, they celebrate her face every Halloween.

Yo momma so fat!

Your momma's so dumb, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.

Yo momma so stupid that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

Yo mom's so fat, I went over to her house a few years ago and wanted to watch TV.

So I asked for the TV remote, and she's still trying to get it!

Friend: Hi, orphan.

Orphan: Tell me a yo momma joke.

Friend: ummm

Orphan: Exactly, U can't.

Friend: Yo momma so disappointed she left!

Your momma so fat, when she stepped on the weighing scales, her phone number came up!

Yo momma so fake, even Barbie got jealous of her!

Yo momma so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down!

Your mom is so fat when you printed the picture, it would not stop printing! 😂🤣