Yo Momma jokes
I don't care if I got beat the first day you were born. Your momma asked for a receipt!
Yo momma so ugly when she the and ugly weird the and she ugly!
Yo momma's so fat, she rolled out the bed, out the room, down the stairs, smashed through the window, rolled down the road, and got stuck in the Grand Canyon.
Yo momma so fat, when she said, "Order in the court," she really meant burgers and fries.
Yo momma so ugly, they celebrate her face every Halloween.
Yo momma is so fat, when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number."
Yo momma so ugly, your grandma wanted to name her Abomination, but the registries agent changed it.
Yo momma's so stupid, her family tree is a telephone pole.
Yo momma is so fat, when she caught the flesh-eating bacteria, it gave up!
Yo momma's so ugly that she made One Direction turn into the Other Directions.
Yo momma so ugly, she got a job ringing the bells at Notre Dame.
Yo momma so fat, she made up of a lot of atoms.
Yo momma's teeth so yellow, when she smiled at traffic, all the cars slowed down.
Yo momma so dumb, she washes her dishes in the river.
Yo momma so gay, she watched straight porn because gay porn was boring because she is gay!
Yo momma!
Yo momma's armpits stink so bad she made Right Guard turn to left.
Yo momma so old, she was at Cain and Abel's baby shower.
Yo momma so fat that it was hard to find the G spot and slip her one at night.
Yo momma so fat!