Yo Momma jokes
"Your mom gay.exe" has started working.
Yo momma so fat she died at 5. Her kids, f
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Yo momma's an ICE agent!
Yo momma is so ugly, when she tried to join the ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
Yo momma's so ugly Thanos had to snap twice.
Yo momma's so fat that she got married to diabetes!
Yo momma so fat that people jumped on her cuz they thought she was a school bus.
Yo momma's so ugly that when she walked into a Haunted Mansion, she walked back out with a job application.
Yo momma so fat, her ankle broke and gravy poured out.
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Yo momma is so fat, when she tried to hang herself, the noose broke.
Yo momma so fat, her belt size is E for Equator.
Yo momma decided to go to KFC until she realized she had to share with her family, so she bought ten buckets and the cashier said, "Here is the receipt." Now yo momma got afraid of how much money she had to spend, despiting on how she spent more than Drake's net worth that he can even lend. She went back home seeing her family looking at her and the KFC, thinking that could be her rent, but the whole family dug into the food. By the second they see the plates empty and seeing the lazy mom steady, she ate so much she wasn't ready until she fell, which caused an earthquake, which made her go to jail, which caused her to be scary.
Yo momma is so ugly, she made my Happy Meal cry.
