Yo Momma jokes

Yo momma so ugly she scares herself when she looks in the mirror.

Yo momma so fat she died at 5. Her kids, f

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Yo momma so slutty, she did a mukbang video with dicks instead of food.

Yo momma is so fat, when she tried to hang herself, the noose broke.

Yo mom's so old, she went into the museum and walked out with a raise.

Yo momma so fat, Santa said, "Ho, ho, ho, I've gotta go!"

Yo momma is so ugly, she made my Happy Meal cry.

Yo momma so fat, her ankle broke and gravy poured out.

Yo momma so fat that people jumped on her cuz they thought she was a school bus.

Yo Momma so hairy, she has to shampoo her armpits.

Yo momma so fat that she don't need a backpack. She keeps her things in her Lagrangian points.

Yo momma so slutty, she won't even be offended by this joke.

Yo momma so dumb, she failed movie day.

Yo momma so ugly when she the and ugly weird the and she ugly!

Yo momma's so fat, when she gets an abortion, she can feed the entire country of Africa leftovers.

Yo momma's so fat, she rolled out the bed, out the room, down the stairs, smashed through the window, rolled down the road, and got stuck in the Grand Canyon.

Yo momma so fat, when she said, "Order in the court," she really meant burgers and fries.

Yo momma is so dumb that she couldn't even get three words into this joke. Maybe that's why she gave it a thumb's down...

Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.

Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.

Yo momma so fat, she made up of a lot of atoms.