Yo Momma jokes
Yo momma is so stupid, she saw an anime and started eating a live rabbit, and thought she would get powers!
Your mom is so fat that she broke your crush!
Yo momma so slutty, she won't even be offended by this joke.
Yo momma so dumb, she failed movie day.
Your mom is so fat she won't be in a coffin when she dies. She won't fit in it.
Yo momma so stupid, when someone got cardiac arrest, she tried to put the person to court, and when the judge said "ORDER AT THE COURT," she thought it's a food court and ordered 20 Big Macs and got a heart attack.
Your momma so ugly, when the Kool-Aid man burst in the door, he said, "Oh no!"
Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on Walmart, she lowered the prices.
I love my mom.
Yo momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a grocery store.
Yo momma's so fat, it takes her 1,000,000 hours on the toilet.
Yo momma's so fat, her shirt size has more X's than Taylor Swift.
Yo momma's so fat, she rolled out the bed, out the room, down the stairs, smashed through the window, rolled down the road, and got stuck in the Grand Canyon.
Yo momma so fat, when she said, "Order in the court," she really meant burgers and fries.
Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.
Yo momma so fat that she don't need a backpack. She keeps her things in her Lagrangian points.
Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.
Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.
Yo momma so ugly when she the and ugly weird the and she ugly!
Yo momma so stupid, she pooped in the shower.
Yo momma so ugly, her blood type is puss.