Yo Momma jokes
Yo momma's so gay, you sucked her balls.
Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.
Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.
Silence...................punch!
Yo momma is so old, she farts dust!
Yo momma so stupid, she wrote this joke!
Yo momma's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.
Yo momma so fat, when she said, "Order in the court," she really meant burgers and fries.
Yo momma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her.
Yo momma so dumb, when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.
Yo momma's armpits stink so bad she made Right Guard turn to left.
Yo momma so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down!
Yo momma is so old, her birthday's expired.
Yo momma so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall!
Yo momma's so ugly that she made One Direction turn into the Other Directions.
Yo momma's so old that even scientists get baffled about where she lived before Earth was created.
Yo momma so slutty, she did a mukbang video with dicks instead of food.
I don't care if I got beat the first day you were born. Your momma asked for a receipt!
Yo momma's legs are like cottage cheese: white and chunky.
Yo momma's so dirty that when I asked what was for dinner, she sat on the table, opened her legs, and said "Crabs."
Yo momma so fat, when she went for a health consultation, the doc told her to make do with health insurance.
Yo momma so queer that she thinks Paige Stawicki will be the first female in the NHL.
Yo momma so dumb that she thought Auradon was in "Varian And The Seven Kingdoms."