Yo Momma jokes
Yo momma so fat, her four kids use her as a bed and her fat rolls as cozy blankets.
Yo momma's so skinny that even Flat Stanley gets jealous!
Yo momma's so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a grocery list in her hand.
Yo momma so dumb, the doctor wanted to give her a blood transfusion but she said no because she thought it would turn her trans.
Yo momma so fat, she made up of a lot of atoms.
Your mom's so fat, she doesn’t need internet, she’s already world wide.
Your mom is so fat when you printed the picture, it would not stop printing! 😂🤣
Yo Mamma's so fat that she falls from both sides of the bed.
Yo momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a grocery store.
Yo momma so ugly, the Devil started going to church!
Yo momma's so fat, she doesn't know how to play bacon.
Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.
Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.
Silence...................punch!
Yo momma's so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology letter.
Yo momma's so fat, when she bought a fur coat, all animals went extinct.
Once, a mother worked in an orphanage as a cooker. She had a son and a daughter—twins.
When she was going to her work, she decided to take the twins with her. They were happy, they got ready and played with other children while their mother was cooking for other kids. Then, a poor family entered the orphanage. They said they wanted to adopt twins. As soon as they saw the children playing, they noticed the woman's kids. They said they wanted to adopt them. The manager said they weren't orphans, but before he said it, a teacher accidentally gave them to the poor family under the names of Layla and Logan. The kids were Kyle and Kayla. They went away with their new children, but the kids cried, they said they weren't orphans and that their mother was in the orphanage, cooking. The poor family didn't believe, they thought it was the children's reaction of getting adopted. The woman went outside of the kitchen, she didn't see her children. She asked the teacher... And when she found out, she screamed and ran outside. She was running at the poor family, when they thought she was a psychopath and wanted to kill them.
When Kyle and Kayla looked back, they saw their mother. They swung their hands so the poor family could let them away. They ran to their mother and hugged her. The poor family got shocked and called the cops. But the mother, she showed the documents and her parent rights. This all explains the worst joke, "Yo Momma Lost Ya."
Your mom is so fat that she broke your crush!
"Rapeboat" so fat it made yo momma look thin.
Yo momma so fat, when she pulled out the chair, it screamed and broke itself.
Yo momma so fat not even Dora could explore her.
Yo momma so fat when she went in the Skeld, she couldn't be ejected.