Yo Momma's legs are like cottage cheese: white and chunky. Yo Momma's so dirty that when I asked what was for dinner she sat on the table, opened her legs and said "Crabs."
Yo momma's so ugly that she made one direction turn into the other directions.
I DONT CARE IF I GOT BEAT THE FIRST DAY U WERE BORN YO MOMMA ASK FOR A RECIEPT
Yo momma's so old that even scientist's get baffled about where she lived before Earth was created.
Yo momma so dumb that she thought Auradon was in Varian And The Seven Kingdoms
Yo momma so queer that she thinks Paige Stawicki will be the first female in the NHL
Yo momma so fat that it was hard to find the G spot and slip her one at night
yo mommas so stupid her family tree is a telaphone pole
yo momma so fat santa said ho ho ho i've gatta go
yo momma so fat I asked her to save me a seat so she sat down and she saved 10 and one by one the legs started popping off
Yo momma's so fat she rolled out the bed. out the room ,down the stairs smashed through the window rolled down the road and got stuck in the grand canyon
Yo momma so ugly the Devil started going to church
YO MOMMA
Yo momma so fat her ankle broke and gravy poured out
Yo momma's so fat that she got married to diabetes!
Yo momma so ugly when she the and ugly weird the and she ugly!!!
Yo momma is so ugly even the trash man wouldn't pick her up.
imma destroy yo momma's cunt just like I destroyed that tastykake
Rapeboat so fat became yo momma look thin
Yo momma is so dumb that she couldn't even get three words into this joke. Maybe that's why she gave it a thumb's down...
