Yo Momma

Yo Momma jokes

Momma

Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.

Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.

Silence...................punch!

Armpit

Yo momma's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.

Scientist

Yo momma's so old that even scientists get baffled about where she lived before Earth was created.

Dinner

Yo momma's legs are like cottage cheese: white and chunky.

Yo momma's so dirty that when I asked what was for dinner, she sat on the table, opened her legs, and said "Crabs."

Momma

Yo momma so dumb, when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.

Momma

Yo momma so fat, when she said, "Order in the court," she really meant burgers and fries.

Doc

Yo momma so fat, when she went for a health consultation, the doc told her to make do with health insurance.

Momma

Yo momma so slutty, she did a mukbang video with dicks instead of food.

Receipt

I don't care if I got beat the first day you were born. Your momma asked for a receipt!

Momma

Yo momma's so ugly that she made One Direction turn into the Other Directions.

G Spot

Yo momma so fat that it was hard to find the G spot and slip her one at night.