Yo Momma jokes
Yo momma so skinny, she wipes with floss!
Yo momma so ugly, her blood type is puss.
Yo momma so stupid that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Yo momma so fat, I took a photo of her last year and it's still printing.
Yo momma so fat, Santa said, "Ho, ho, ho, I've gotta go!"
Yo momma so slutty, she did a mukbang video with dicks instead of food.
Friend: Hi, orphan.
Orphan: Tell me a yo momma joke.
Friend: ummm
Orphan: Exactly, U can't.
Friend: Yo momma so disappointed she left!
Yo momma so dumb, she failed movie day.
Yo momma is so stupid, she saw an anime and started eating a live rabbit, and thought she would get powers!
Yo momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a grocery store.
I'm going to destroy your momma's [vulgar term] just like I destroyed that Tastykake.
Yo momma is so hungry that she ate your peanuts!
Yo Momma so hairy, she has to shampoo her armpits.
Your momma's so dumb, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
Yo momma so slutty, she could use a tank truck as a dildo.
Yo momma is so old, she farts dust!
Yo momma so slutty, she won't even be offended by this joke.
Yo momma's so fat, it takes her 1,000,000 hours on the toilet.
Yo momma so dumb, she got kicked off the short bus.
Yo momma so fat that she don't need a backpack. She keeps her things in her Lagrangian points.