Yo Momma jokes

Yo momma's so gay, you sucked her balls.

Yo momma so stupid, she wrote this joke!

Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.

Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.

Silence...................punch!

Yo momma is so old, she farts dust!

Yo momma's legs are like cottage cheese: white and chunky.

Yo momma's so dirty that when I asked what was for dinner, she sat on the table, opened her legs, and said "Crabs."

Yo momma's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.

Yo momma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her.

Yo momma so dumb, when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.

Yo momma is so old, her birthday's expired.

Yo momma so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down!

Yo momma so fat, when she said, "Order in the court," she really meant burgers and fries.

Yo momma's armpits stink so bad she made Right Guard turn to left.

Yo momma so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall!

Yo momma so fat, when she went for a health consultation, the doc told her to make do with health insurance.

Yo momma's so old that even scientists get baffled about where she lived before Earth was created.

Yo momma so slutty, she did a mukbang video with dicks instead of food.

Yo momma's so ugly that she made One Direction turn into the Other Directions.

I don't care if I got beat the first day you were born. Your momma asked for a receipt!

Yo momma so dumb that she thought Auradon was in "Varian And The Seven Kingdoms."

Yo momma so fat, Santa said, "Ho, ho, ho, I've gotta go!"