Yo Momma jokes

Yo momma so dumb, she thought this joke was funny.

Yo momma so ugly, they celebrate her face every Halloween.

Yo momma so ugly she scares herself when she looks in the mirror.

Yo momma so ugly, your grandma wanted to name her Abomination, but the registries agent changed it.

Yo momma so dumb, she failed movie day.

Yo momma is so fat that the ground shakes a lot as she walks.

Yo Momma so slutty she uses a SpaceX rocket as a dildo.

Yo momma so old, she was at Cain and Abel's baby shower.

Yo momma so ugly, she got a job ringing the bells at Notre Dame.

Yo momma so slutty, she won't even be offended by this joke.

Yo momma so slutty, when she got a throat swab, the lab found eight different types of semen on her tonsils.

Yo momma so dumb, the doctor wanted to give her a blood transfusion but she said no because she thought it would turn her trans.

Yo momma's an ICE agent!

Yo momma so dumb, she got kicked off the short bus.

Yo Momma so hairy, she has to shampoo her armpits.

Yo momma so slutty, she could use a tank truck as a dildo.

Yo momma so delusional, she thought your grandma's Venus flytrap was Audrey II.

Yo momma's so fat, her shirt size has more X's than Taylor Swift.

Yo momma is so ugly, she made my Happy Meal cry.

"Rapeboat" so fat it made yo momma look thin.