Yo momma is so ugly, she made my Happy Meal cry.
Rapeboat so fat became yo momma look thin
Yo momma so fat when she tried to hang herself the noose broke.
Yo momma is so ugly even the trash man wouldn't pick her up.
Yo momma so dumb that she thought Auradon was in Varian And The Seven Kingdoms
Yo momma so queer that she thinks Paige Stawicki will be the first female in the NHL
Yo momma's decided to go to KFC, until she realized she had to share with her family, so she bought ten buckets and cashier said ''here is the reciept'' now yo momma got afraid of how much money she had to spend, despiting on how she spended more than drakes net worth that he can even lend, she went back home seeing her family looking at her and the KFC, thinking that could be her rent, but the whole family dug into the food, by the second they see the plates empty, and seeing the lazy mom steady, she ate so much she wasn't ready until she fell, which caused an earthquake, which made her go to jail, which caused her to be scary.
Yo momma's like a cloud, when she dissappear's, its a beatiful sunny day.
Yo momma's so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology letter.
Yo momma's so ugly, when she threw a boomer rang, it refused to come back.
Yo momma's so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a grocery list in her hand.
Yo momma's teeth so yellow, when she smiled at traffic, all the cars slew down.
Yo momma's so fat, when she bought a fur coat, all animals went extinct.
Yo momma's so ugly, that when she walked into a Haunted Mansion, she walked back out with a job application.
yo momma is so stupid she saw an anime and started eating an alive rabbit and thought she would get powers
yo momma's so fat, when she gets an abortion, she can feed the entire country of africa leftovers
yo momma so fat when she farted the Big Bang occurred
yo momma titty milk taste like captain crunch
imma destroy yo momma's cunt just like I destroyed that tastykake
Yo momma so ugly when she the and ugly weird the and she ugly!!!
