Yo Momma jokes

Yo momma so slutty, when she got a throat swab, the lab found eight different types of semen on her tonsils.

Yo momma so dumb, the doctor wanted to give her a blood transfusion but she said no because she thought it would turn her trans.

Yo momma's an ICE agent!

Yo momma so dumb, she got kicked off the short bus.

Yo Momma so hairy, she has to shampoo her armpits.

Yo momma so slutty, she could use a tank truck as a dildo.

Yo momma so delusional, she thought your grandma's Venus flytrap was Audrey II.

Yo momma's so fat, her shirt size has more X's than Taylor Swift.

Yo momma is so ugly, she made my Happy Meal cry.

"Rapeboat" so fat it made yo momma look thin.

Yo momma is so fat, when she tried to hang herself, the noose broke.

Yo momma is so ugly even the trash man wouldn't pick her up.

Yo momma so dumb that she thought Auradon was in "Varian And The Seven Kingdoms."

Yo momma so queer that she thinks Paige Stawicki will be the first female in the NHL.

Yo momma decided to go to KFC until she realized she had to share with her family, so she bought ten buckets and the cashier said, "Here is the receipt." Now yo momma got afraid of how much money she had to spend, despiting on how she spent more than Drake's net worth that he can even lend. She went back home seeing her family looking at her and the KFC, thinking that could be her rent, but the whole family dug into the food. By the second they see the plates empty and seeing the lazy mom steady, she ate so much she wasn't ready until she fell, which caused an earthquake, which made her go to jail, which caused her to be scary.

Yo momma's like a cloud, when she disappears, it's a beautiful sunny day.

Yo momma's so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology letter.

Yo momma's so ugly, when she threw a boomerang, it refused to come back.

Yo momma's so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a grocery list in her hand.

Yo momma's teeth so yellow, when she smiled at traffic, all the cars slowed down.