Yo Momma jokes
Yo momma is so ugly, when she tried to join the ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
Yo momma so ugly when she the and ugly weird the and she ugly!
Yo momma is so ugly even the trash man wouldn't pick her up.
I'm going to destroy your momma's [vulgar term] just like I destroyed that Tastykake.
Yo momma so gay, she watched straight porn because gay porn was boring because she is gay!
"Rapeboat" so fat it made yo momma look thin.
Yo momma is so dumb that she couldn't even get three words into this joke. Maybe that's why she gave it a thumb's down...
Yo momma so delusional, she thought your grandma's Venus flytrap was Audrey II.
Yo momma so fake, even Barbie got jealous of her!
Yo momma so fat, she farts out volcanoes.
Yo momma so fat she died at 5. Her kids, f
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Yo momma so ugly, she got a job ringing the bells at Notre Dame.
Yo momma so old, she was at Cain and Abel's baby shower.
"Your mom gay.exe" has started working.
Yo momma so fat when she went in the Skeld, she couldn't be ejected.
Yo momma's so fat that she plays pool with planets.
Yo momma so slutty, when she got a throat swab, the lab found eight different types of semen on her tonsils.
Yo Momma so hairy, she has to shampoo her armpits.
Yo momma's so ugly Thanos had to snap twice.
Yo momma so ugly, her blood type is puss.