Yo Momma jokes

Yo momma's so ugly Thanos had to snap twice.

Yo momma is so hungry that she ate your peanuts!

Yo momma so fat, when she farted the Big Bang occurred.

Yo momma's so fat that she got married to diabetes!

Yo momma so fat, I asked her to save me a seat, so she sat down and she saved 10, and one by one the legs started popping off.

Yo mom's so fat that she wakes up on both sides of the bed.

Your momma's so fat, she had to take a selfie using the Hubble telescope.

Yo momma so dumb, she washes her dishes in the river.

Yo momma so fat, her belt size is E for Equator.

Yo momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a grocery store.

Yo momma so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall!

Yo momma so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the floor cracked up.

Yo momma is so fat that the ground shakes a lot as she walks.

Yo momma's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.

Yo momma so fat, I took a photo of her last year and it's still printing.

Yo momma's an ICE agent!

Yo momma's so ugly that when she walked into a Haunted Mansion, she walked back out with a job application.

Your mom is so fat she won't be in a coffin when she dies. She won't fit in it.

Yo momma decided to go to KFC until she realized she had to share with her family, so she bought ten buckets and the cashier said, "Here is the receipt." Now yo momma got afraid of how much money she had to spend, despiting on how she spent more than Drake's net worth that he can even lend. She went back home seeing her family looking at her and the KFC, thinking that could be her rent, but the whole family dug into the food. By the second they see the plates empty and seeing the lazy mom steady, she ate so much she wasn't ready until she fell, which caused an earthquake, which made her go to jail, which caused her to be scary.

Yo momma is so stupid, she saw an anime and started eating a live rabbit, and thought she would get powers!