Yo Momma jokes

Yo momma's so fat that she plays pool with planets.

Yo momma so fat, when she pulled out the chair, it screamed and broke itself.

"Rapeboat" so fat it made yo momma look thin.

Yo momma's so fat, when she bought a fur coat, all animals went extinct.

Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in a monster truck, it turns into a lowrider.

I have a secret crush on your momma.

Yo Mamma's so fat that she falls from both sides of the bed.

Yo momma's so fat, she doesn't know how to play bacon.

Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.

Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.

Silence...................punch!

Yo momma more like G0Z the clown.

Yo momma is so ugly even the trash man wouldn't pick her up.

Yo momma so fat that she could fit the entire map of the world on her body.

Yo momma's so short that she fell off the toilet and broke her leg.

Yo momma so fat, I took a picture of her 1 year ago, and it's still printing.

Yo momma so queer that she thinks Paige Stawicki will be the first female in the NHL.

Did you hear the passengers on the Titanic invited Yo Momma and the Titanic crew said, "Man overboard!"

Yo momma's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.

Yo momma so short... You can see her feet on her driver's license photo!

Yo momma's like a cloud, when she disappears, it's a beautiful sunny day.

Yo momma's so ugly, when she threw a boomerang, it refused to come back.