Your momma is so fat, she doesn't need Wi-Fi, she is already worldwide!
Yo momma so fat, her belt size is E for Equator.
Yo momma is so fat, when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number."
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Yo momma is so ugly, she made my Happy Meal cry.
Yo momma is so fat, when she tried to hang herself, the noose broke.
Yo momma so fat that she don't need a backpack. She keeps her things in her Lagrangian points.
Friend: Hi, orphan.
Orphan: Tell me a yo momma joke.
Friend: ummm
Orphan: Exactly, U can't.
Friend: Yo momma so disappointed she left!
Yo momma so fat, she made up of a lot of atoms.
Your momma's so dumb, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
Yo momma's like a cloud, when she disappears, it's a beautiful sunny day.
Yo momma is so stupid, she saw an anime and started eating a live rabbit, and thought she would get powers!
Yo momma's so ugly, when she threw a boomer rang, it refused to come back.
Yo momma's so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a grocery list in her hand.
Yo momma's teeth so yellow, when she smiled at traffic, all the cars slew down.
Yo momma's so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology letter.
Yo momma decided to go to KFC until she realized she had to share with her family, so she bought ten buckets and the cashier said, "Here is the receipt." Now yo momma got afraid of how much money she had to spend, despiting on how she spent more than Drake's net worth that he can even lend. She went back home seeing her family looking at her and the KFC, thinking that could be her rent, but the whole family dug into the food. By the second they see the plates empty and seeing the lazy mom steady, she ate so much she wasn't ready until she fell, which caused an earthquake, which made her go to jail, which caused her to be scary.
Yo momma so fat, she tried to eat a pie chart.
Yo momma is so fat, when she caught the flesh-eating bacteria, it gave up!
Yo momma so skinny, she wipes with floss!
