Yo Momma jokes

Yo Mamma's so fat that she falls from both sides of the bed.

Yo momma so stupid, she wrote this joke!

Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.

Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.

Silence...................punch!

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't need Wi-Fi, she is already worldwide!

Yo momma so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the floor cracked up.

Yo momma is so fat that the ground shakes a lot as she walks.

Yo momma's so fat, when she bought a fur coat, all animals went extinct.

Yo momma so stupid that someone said, "You're not that wealthy," and she went to a doctor.

Yo momma so fat, her four kids use her as a bed and her fat rolls as cozy blankets.

Yo momma's so stupid, she took a shower for 20 minutes after she heard a DIRTY JOKE!

Yo momma so fat, when she pulled out the chair, it screamed and broke itself.

"Rapeboat" so fat it made yo momma look thin.

Your mumma so fat she takes up 4 seats of the sofa.

Din mor ligner en banan. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Your mom was so fat that she couldn't have a man and couldn't go through the door.

I'M JOKING, DON'T GET MAD!

Yo momma so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall!

Yo momma's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.

Yo momma so fat that she was used as a tank in Putin's war.

Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.

Yo momma so dumb, when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.