Yo Momma jokes

Yo momma so ugly she scares herself when she looks in the mirror.

Yo momma so delusional, she thought your grandma's Venus flytrap was Audrey II.

Your momma's so fat, she had to take a selfie using the Hubble telescope.

Yo momma's so fat, she was the iceberg in the Titanic.

Yo momma's so fat that she got married to diabetes!

Yo momma's so hairy that when the baby came out, it got rug burn.

Yo momma's so ugly that when she walked into a Haunted Mansion, she walked back out with a job application.

Your momma so slutty, she masturbates with the Calgary Tower.

Yo momma's so old that even scientists get baffled about where she lived before Earth was created.

Yo momma so old, she was at Cain and Abel's baby shower.

Yo momma's so fat, it takes her 1,000,000 hours on the toilet.

Yo momma so dumb that she thought Auradon was in "Varian And The Seven Kingdoms."

Yo mom's so fat that she wakes up on both sides of the bed.

Yo momma so fat, her ankle broke and gravy poured out.

Yo momma so fat that people jumped on her cuz they thought she was a school bus.

Yo momma so fat that it was hard to find the G spot and slip her one at night.

Yo momma's so ugly Thanos had to snap twice.

Your momma is so old, when she went to the antique store, they wouldn't let her leave.

Yo momma's legs are like cottage cheese: white and chunky.

Yo momma's so dirty that when I asked what was for dinner, she sat on the table, opened her legs, and said "Crabs."

Yo momma's so fat, when she gets an abortion, she can feed the entire country of Africa leftovers.