Yo momma is so ugly Slenderman runs from her. It's also why he has no eyes.
Yo momma so stupid, when someone got cardiac arrest, she tried to put the person to court, and when the judge said "ORDER AT THE COURT", she thought it's a food court, and order 20 big macs and got a heart attack
Yo momma so fat when she tried to hang herself the noose broke.
Yo momma so fat that she don't need a backpack. She keeps her things in her lagrangian points.
yo momma is so fat, i took a picture of her last christmas and its still printing.
Yo momma like a penny.. -two faced, worthless, and in everyone’s pants!
Yo momma's like a cloud, when she dissappear's, its a beatiful sunny day.
Yo momma's so ugly, when she threw a boomer rang, it refused to come back.
Yo momma's so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a grocery list in her hand.
Yo momma's teeth so yellow, when she smiled at traffic, all the cars slew down.
yo momma is so stupid she saw an anime and started eating an alive rabbit and thought she would get powers
Yo momma's so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology letter.
Yo momma so fat she tried to eat a pie chart.
Yo momma so fat when she caught the flesh eating bacteria it gave up!
YO MOMMA SO SKINNY SHE WIPES WITH FLOSS!!!!!!!
yo momma's so fat, when she gets an abortion, she can feed the entire country of africa leftovers
yo momma so fat when she farted the Big Bang occurred
yo momma titty milk taste like captain crunch
yo mommas so fat when she gets in a monster truck it turns into a lowrider
Yo momma so stupid she eats cardboard boxes thinking it's chocolate bars.
