Year olds jokes
What's the difference between a priest and a pimple?
A pimple will wait until you're 12 years old to come on your face.
Did you hear about the new P. Diddy meal in McDonald's? It's a 56-year-old meat inside a 12-year-old bun.
In memory of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as various places, is introducing the Jackson Dog. A 50 year old sausage between a 9 year old bun.
Bin Laden promised 76 virgins to Al-Qaeda.
Instead, there was one 76-year-old virgin.
What's the best thing about fucking twenty-one year olds?
That there's twenty of them hoo hoo hee hooo harr haar dee harr harr
Memes
In honor of Michael Jackson, Starbucks is introducing the 'Jackson Latte'. It's 50 year old coffee, with 8 year old cream. Get it while supplies last.
"What did the blind, dumb, paraplegic, dead, eight-year-old child get for their birthday?"
"Cancer."
The time when Michael Jackson came in his pajamas during the trial. Whether or not it was because he saw a 7-year-old boy has yet to be determined.
What's the similarity between Catholic Priests and McDonalds? They both like sticking their meat in 6-year-old buns.
I like my women how I like my wine: 12 years old and locked in a cellar.
Why does Michael Jackson like 44-year-olds? There's 4 of them.
Why didn't Michael Jackson date 25 year olds?
Because there were only 20 of them.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite snack? 5 year old whiners.
What’s the difference between air and a six year old?
Air has resistance.
I like my women how I like my scotch: 11 years old and mixed with Coke.
I took my 5 year old son to ride some roller coasters. I think he didn’t like it because I challenged him to a no hands contest.
He said, "But I don’t have any." He wanted to know what dark humor is. Now he knows what it is and what it feels like.
When you're 34, it'll be 420 months before you turn 69 years old.
Did you know there are black holes billions of years old?
What’s more amazing is the black holes Stephen Hawking studied. We're only 14 years old.
A pedophile is playing poker with 8 seven-year-olds.
The pedophile has a pair of 7's and three 4's in the river. He smiles and says, "Yay, I got me a full house!"
They say watching child porn will get me 20 years in jail. I prefer to think of it as two 10-year-olds.