Year Olds Jokes

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Q:What do burger King and michael Jackson have in common

A:they put meat on five year old buns

Micheal Jackson and Tonya Harding got together back in the day for a horse racing venture..Tonya says.."I'll handle the handicapping, you go ride the 3 year olds"

What's the difference between a priest and a pimple? A pimple will wait until you're 12 years old to come on your face.

In honor of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as other establishments are introducing the Jackson dog. It's a 50 year old sausage between two 7 year old buns, with everything on it.

Did you know there’s black holes billions of years old? What’s more amazing is the black holes Stephen Hawking studied We’re only 14 years old.

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bin laden promised 76 virgins to al-queda

instead there was one 76 year year old virgin

"What did the blind, dumb, paraplegic, death eight year old child get for their birthday?"

"Cancer"

My wife called me a pedo that's a big word for a 6 year old

My 2 year old Asian baby cant do calculus Look who in sweatshop now

In memory of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as various places is introducing the Jackson Dog. A 50 year old sausage between 9 year old bun

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The Wine Taster At An Old Vineyard Died. A Homeless Guy, Looking Ragged And Dirty, Came To Apply. He Persuaded The Manager To Give Him A Try. The guy was given a glass of wine. He swirled, smelled, sipped and spit. “It's a red wine, Merlot, three years old, grown on the South Slope and matured in oak barrels." He said. "Impressive," said the manager.

The man is given another. "Still a red wine, Cabernet, eight years old, from the Northeast slope, stored in a steel vats.”

The manager was amazed. He winked at his secretary. The secretary understood and brought out a glass of urine. The drunkard tasted it and said. "It's a blond, 27 years old, three months pregnant, and if I don't get this job, I'll tell who the father is!"