What’s a 14 year old and the fetus inside her both think. Man my moms going to kill me!
Today we need to teach our teens about having safe sex while using contraceptives. condoms 99 percent effective birth controll 99 percent effective ect just be like me and use underage 7 year olds works 100 percent of the time ( only cost 20 years in jail ;)
What's the best thing about taking a shower with a 12 year old Philippino girl? If you slick her hair back she looks 10.
Yesterday a 5-year-old dyslexic boy almost saved his mother from drowning, but he kept dialing 119...
What is black and blue and really hates sex?
The six-year-old in my basement.
A 60 year old man is walking along a deserted road with a 12 year old boy. It’s getting dark, and the boy says “Hey mister, it’s getting dark and I’m scared”. The man replies, “You’re scared? I’ve got to walk back to town alone”.
dad: hey son do you like Christmas? 12 year old me: yeah! dad: well how would you feel about two me: what?
What’s the difference between a Ferrari and ten 6 year olds?
I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage
What's better than sex with your 12 year old sister?
Rolling her over and pretending it's your 10 year old brother.
If you read this you fucked your dad and your 4 year old sister you sick fuck... Atleast wait till they are 15
What do you call a baby kangaroo? Joey. What do you call a 6 year old named Joey? Supper.
A 23 year old priest walks into a high school with an automatic weapon.He tells those who believe in god to stand up and leave.To the children who don't leave ,he says ,"Do not worry my children,I shall make thou 'hole-y' as well."He then proceeds to shoot all of the students left.
Mom: you need to grow up. your so immature
Me: *glares* get out of my castle ....
Mom: it's a pillow fort
Me: why cant i have an imagination!?
Mom: your almost 19 years old
Me: not good enough ... OUT!
I did so much research that I got BONE-tired from doing this TIBIA honest. You probably didn’t find that HUMERUS. I got a SKELETON of these puns. I guess i could learn a FEMUR puns. I was wondering if the the creators of this site could TALUS how they come up with puns or maybe give some advice? I'm only 14 years-old.
I called my boss the other Monday and told him I needed the day off because I was sick. He said "how sick?". I said "well I'm in bed with my 12 year old sister".
Statistically 1 in 10 people live next door to a pedophile. But not me, I live next to a 10 year old boy with a fat ass.
22 remember that 18 year old girl I set u up
with no
Why not To old
You look like a 2 year old drawling that came alive.
your walking into a bar and you see 2 younger kids around 18 you call the manager to have them removed but no one came down. later that night you see the 2 18 year olds 1 was a girl and the other was a boy so you call the manager down no one came again. you confront them and tell them to leave, but one turns around and hits you. you are nocked out on the floor. when you wake up there is a hard feeling in your a** you turn ur head around and there is an autistic girl with a strap on in ur a** going fool on hard.
Whats the difference between a five year old and and a Democrat.... The five year old doesnt expect you to do everything for them. (Vote for Ted Cruz, Ben Sahapiro 2020)
