Year olds jokes

What do McDonald's and a priest have in common? They both put their meat in 10 year old buns.

They say watching child porn will get me 20 years in jail. I prefer to think of it as two 10-year-olds.

What's the best thing about 28 year olds?

- There's 20 of them.

As a 13 year old, online dating is a tough thing.

Every time I meet someone new, they end up in jail.

What's the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling? One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler.

I tried to explain to my 4 year old son that it's perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants. But he's still making fun of me.