Online datingAnonymous8 years agoAs a 13 year old, online dating is a tough thing.Every time I meet someone new, they end up in jail.
ToddlerAnonymous8 years agoWhat's the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling? One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler.
SonAnonymous8 years agoI tried to explain to my 4 year old son that it's perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants. But he's still making fun of me.