Wrote Jokes

I was sitting on my own in a restaurant, when I saw a beautiful woman at another table. I sent her a bottle of the most expensive wine on the menu. She sent me a note, “I will not touch a drop of this wine unless you can assure me that you have seven inches in your pocket.” I wrote back, “Give me the wine. As gorgeous as you are, I'm not cutting off three inches for anyone.”

I wrote a book called Endless Love

It’s about a tennis match between Stevie Wonder and Hellen Keller

I wrote an essay today about africa and I FAILED even though i wrote a perfect rendition of the hunger games storyline

One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Claus, "Please send me a sibling" Santa Claus wrote him back and said "okay, send me your mother"

my doctor said i need to lose calories, so i got a piece of paper, wrote calories and lit it on fire.

It’s just been discovered that as well as writing a book, Adolf Hitler also wrote one of the first computer games, Mein Kraft.

This Joke is so bad i dont even know what i wrote at this Point

An asian student was learning logarithm in class, he wrote down his name after the question, teacher asked why, "my class ID is number 1"

why did no one turn up to Jhon's funeral? because sally wrote the invitations

McNeill mom wrote a shopping list for supper ... cabbage _50 Carrots-50 Cooking fat -100 Onions_20 Tomato-20 salt-10 Total=250 she gave McNeill the list to get the ingredients. McNeill took long to return home from the shopping ... His mom decided to call McNeill to ask why are taking long . McNeill answered I have all the ingredients but I'm looking for total

I just wrote a book on reverse psychology. Do not read it.

Their once was a man that wanted to join a group of right-handed men, but he worte with the other hand. He got left behind

Our teacher told us to write a story about the life of a object that's not alive, so i wrote a story about an emo kid

I wrote a song about a tortilla yesterday but it’s actually more of a rap

I just saw people writing Zoophile, Ailurophile, Dendrophilia in their bio, I thought this is cool but when I wrote Necrophile and Pedophile, Idk why people started hating me as I did something wrong, I was just trying to be cool as them man

Signs my cousin is going places when he's older: TEST QUESTION: where was the declaration of independence signed? He wrote: at the bottom of the page. Smart kid

little johnny got detention because when he was walking to lunch he saw a bowl of apples and there was a note on it and it said take 1 god is watching. He continues walking and sees a bowl of cookies that said take 1 please so little johnny made his own note and he wrote take as many cookies as you want god is watching the apples