Newest Writing Jokes - Page 7

Want to hear my pencil joke? wait I'm still writing it.

That moment when you realise you do not have a joke and someone ends up laughing at what you still wrote anyway

your forehead is so big i can write an essay on it

A couple is sitting down, holding hands, and having a picnic after their wedding when the husband's friend walks over and says,

"Jenny and Jonathan sittin in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G. First comes love, then comes marriage, the comes abrupt, tragic miscarriage! Then comes blame. Then comes despair, two hearts damaged, beyond repair. Johnathan leaves Jenny, and writes on the tree: D-I-V-O-R-C-E."

i was going to write a corny joke, but those are a bit to EAR-itating

I own a pencil that used to be owned by William Shakespeare, but he chewed it a lot. Now I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B.

The other day at school we had to write down our hero and what we would do if they walked into our house. I got off easy because my hero is Stephen Hawking.

I was going to write a joke about my pinnes but it was to lång and overused

What’s the difference between someone who is high on the spectrum low on the spectrum, at least I can write this joke

Friend 1: I HATE YOU! Friend 2: *cries* b-but i-i didnt say t-that!! Friend 3: *writes on paper with pencil cuz is so bored* Me: *points at pencil lead* NOW NOW NOW THIS HAS *LEAD* TO SOME SERIOUS FRIENDSHIP LOSS! plz shut up. All my friends: *groan at horrible pun*

What do pigs and ink have in common? They both go in a pen

i love how all these jokes about different accidents have happened but why isn't anyone writing about how much of an accident we all were! :)

Why did sally fail her final exam?

Because she had nothing written down.

To Write With a Broken Pencil Is pointless

A police officer writes a ticket for a car not being parked correctly. The driver asks why. When he realizes he is parked poorly, he responds "Oh. I'm terribly sorry. You see, I'm so gay I can't even park straight."