Why did sally fail her final exam?
Because she had nothing written down.
To Write With a Broken Pencil Is pointless
A police officer writes a ticket for a car not being parked correctly. The driver asks why. When he realizes he is parked poorly, he responds "Oh. I'm terribly sorry. You see, I'm so gay I can't even park straight."
What douse steven king call his wife... The black hole
What is a penguin without a pen? A guin...
My pensil sharpener broke so now my pensil is poinless.
I have a paper cut from writing my suicide note... it's a start...
I tried writing with a dull pencil the other day, but there was no point.
THE HOMOPHOBES WRITING THESE JOKES
What do you call a pen with no head?
DeCAPitated.
Someone told me that you can let out all your anger by writing letters about everyone you hate and then burning them... But I was just wondering... should I keep the letters?
" can i tell you a paper joke" i said "but it is pretty terrible"
I picked up a document and I started to feel cold. I looked down at the document and it read DRAFT.
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program.
The rest of them will write Perl programs.
