You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.
All these jokes are pen-ful to read.
What did the pencil say to the other pencil?
Your looking sharp!
I submitted 10 puns to see if they'd make this list.
But no pun in ten did.
Salman Rushdie got a new book out.
It's called "Buddha. You Fat Cunt."
What do you call a broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless!
I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia, fuck!
Want to hear my pencil joke? wait I'm still writing it.
What is a prisoner's favorite punctuation?
A period.
Why?
Because it marks the end of a sentence.
I wrote a song about a tortilla. Well, it was more of a wrap.
What's the difference between a feminist and a pencil?
One of them has a POINT:)
Spell "IOUT", no space.
I am only familiar with 25 letters of the alphabet.
I don't know why.
That moment when you realise you do not have a joke and someone ends up laughing at what you still wrote anyway
your forehead is so big i can write an essay on it
A couple is sitting down, holding hands, and having a picnic after their wedding when the husband's friend walks over and says,
"Jenny and Jonathan sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G. First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes abrupt, tragic miscarriage! Then comes blame. Then comes despair, two hearts damaged, beyond repair. Johnathan leaves Jenny, and writes on the tree: D-I-V-O-R-C-E."
I'm a big fan of white boards; they're remarkable.
I was going to write a corny joke, but those are a bit too EAR-itating.
I'm trying to come up with a set-up for an amputee joke, but I'm stumped.
I own a pencil that used to be owned by William Shakespeare, but he chewed it a lot. Now I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B.
