I brought a new pen that can write underwater, it can also write other words.
A man gets arrested after writing "MORBID JOKES COMING OUT THIS TIME NEXT YEAR" and "I'm gay!"
A man gets kicked out of police camp after writing "Who's that Pokémon?" next to all of the chalk outlines.
I was going to tell you a joke about a pencil but now it is pointless
You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.
All these jokes are pen-ful to read.
What do you call a broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless!
Want to hear my pencil joke? wait I'm still writing it.
I wrote a song about a tortilla. Well, it was more of a wrap.
That moment when you realise you do not have a joke and someone ends up laughing at what you still wrote anyway
your forehead is so big i can write an essay on it
A couple is sitting down, holding hands, and having a picnic after their wedding when the husband's friend walks over and says,
"Jenny and Jonathan sittin in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G. First comes love, then comes marriage, the comes abrupt, tragic miscarriage! Then comes blame. Then comes despair, two hearts damaged, beyond repair. Johnathan leaves Jenny, and writes on the tree: D-I-V-O-R-C-E."
i was going to write a corny joke, but those are a bit to EAR-itating
I own a pencil that used to be owned by William Shakespeare, but he chewed it a lot. Now I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B.
The other day at school we had to write down our hero and what we would do if they walked into our house. I got off easy because my hero is Stephen Hawking.
I was going to write a joke about my pinnes but it was to lång and overused
What’s the difference between someone who is high on the spectrum low on the spectrum, at least I can write this joke
Friend 1: I HATE YOU! Friend 2: *cries* b-but i-i didnt say t-that!! Friend 3: *writes on paper with pencil cuz is so bored* Me: *points at pencil lead* NOW NOW NOW THIS HAS *LEAD* TO SOME SERIOUS FRIENDSHIP LOSS! plz shut up. All my friends: *groan at horrible pun*
What do pigs and ink have in common? They both go in a pen
i love how all these jokes about different accidents have happened but why isn't anyone writing about how much of an accident we all were! :)
