Writing jokes
We wrote letters to a kid with cancer.
My letter read, "It's a bumpy road, but soon you will have a straight path."
People didn't realize it was meant for his heart monitor. Lol.
What is heavy forward but not backward?
I tried to write the shortest joke ever, so I wrote a two-word joke, which was "Dwarf Shortage." It's just so I could pack more jokes into the show.
Want to hear a paper joke?
Never mind, it’s too terrible.
Hey guys! It's Triple G. You can give me more ideas on jokes, mainly Fish and Sea jokes, as those are the jokes I specialize and only do best on in the comment section below. Please do feel free to thumbs down and comment on improvements, as well as thumbsing up and saying what you liked! :)
Au revoir, GGG
Memes
What do you call a blind author?
A Braille writer.
Please write your comment.
But do not use words like monkey, donkey, loser, etc.
My pencil sharpener broke, so now my pencil is pointless.
Two sentence horror stories go.
My "friend" has dyslexia.
Yo momma so stupid, she wrote this joke!
I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."
All the traffic stopping the cars, how do you spell that without any R’s?
That.
Dang... if I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put D IN U ;)
I only know there are 25 letters in the alphabet, I don't know Y.
(Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?) -- (Friend: 11- T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T)
(Me: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right?) -- (Crush: No, there is actually 26.) -- (Me: oooOoh, I forgot u r a qt! So its acdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz?) -- (Crush: You forgot the D) -- (Me: That's not needed yet ;])
What letter is really hot? T
C = cOCK O = CoCK C = COcK K = COCk COCK = cock cock = COCK
ME SExUAL SRrY LoL
My therapist told me to write letters to the people you hate and then burn them.
I did that, but now I don't know what to do with the letters.
Why did the pencil want to kill himself?
He had no point in life.
abcdef ghijklmnop qrstuv.
Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the studio?
To drop some LEAD.
What did the rapper say to his BROKEN PENCIL?
"You broke the beat!"
Why did the hip-hop artist always carry a pencil?
For those FREESTYLE DRAFTS!