Writing jokes

Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.

What makes all these categories so familiar? Either you've experienced them, or made them up in your backstory.

We wrote letters to a kid with cancer.

My letter read, "It's a bumpy road, but soon you will have a straight path."

People didn't realize it was meant for his heart monitor. Lol.

What do you call a whiteboard that is dirty?

A dirty whiteboard.

I tried to write the shortest joke ever, so I wrote a two-word joke, which was "Dwarf Shortage." It's just so I could pack more jokes into the show.

Want to hear a paper joke?

Never mind, it’s too terrible.

What is heavy forward but not backward?

Hey guys! It's Triple G. You can give me more ideas on jokes, mainly Fish and Sea jokes, as those are the jokes I specialize and only do best on in the comment section below. Please do feel free to thumbs down and comment on improvements, as well as thumbsing up and saying what you liked! :)

Au revoir, GGG

What do you call a blind author?

A Braille writer.

Please write your comment.

But do not use words like monkey, donkey, loser, etc.

My pencil sharpener broke, so now my pencil is pointless.

Two sentence horror stories go.

My "friend" has dyslexia.

I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."

Yo momma so stupid, she wrote this joke!

All the traffic stopping the cars, how do you spell that without any R’s?

That.

Dang... if I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put D IN U ;)

I only know there are 25 letters in the alphabet, I don't know Y.

(Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?) -- (Friend: 11- T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T)

(Me: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right?) -- (Crush: No, there is actually 26.) -- (Me: oooOoh, I forgot u r a qt! So its acdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz?) -- (Crush: You forgot the D) -- (Me: That's not needed yet ;])

What letter is really hot? T

C = cOCK O = CoCK C = COcK K = COCk COCK = cock cock = COCK

ME SExUAL SRrY LoL

You look like the type of guy to wash his/her hands after a shower! (And don't write in the comments that there are more than 2 genders.)

My three favorite things are eating my family, and not using commas.

What do you call a sharpened pencil? You call a sharpened pencil a sharpened pencil.

Your hairline is so far back that when I wrote it on a chalkboard, it did not erase.