Want to hear a paper joke?
Never mind, it’s too terrible.
Writing Jokes
What is heavy forward but not backward?
Hey guys! It's Triple G. You can give me more ideas on jokes, mainly Fish and Sea jokes, as those are the jokes I specialize and only do best on in the comment section below. Please do feel free to thumbs down and comment on improvements, as well as thumbsing up and saying what you liked! :)
Au revoir, GGG
What do you call a blind author?
A Braille writer.
Please write your comment.
But do not use words like monkey, donkey, loser, etc.
My pencil sharpener broke, so now my pencil is pointless.
Yo momma so stupid, she wrote this joke!
I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."
My "friend" has dyslexia.
All the traffic stopping the cars, how do you spell that without any R’s?
That.
Dang... if I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put D IN U ;)
I only know there are 25 letters in the alphabet, I don't know Y.
(Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?) -- (Friend: 11- T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T)
(Me: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right?) -- (Crush: No, there is actually 26.) -- (Me: oooOoh, I forgot u r a qt! So its acdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz?) -- (Crush: You forgot the D) -- (Me: That's not needed yet ;])
What letter is really hot? T
C = cOCK O = CoCK C = COcK K = COCk COCK = cock cock = COCK
ME SExUAL SRrY LoL
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind, it's tear-able.
You look like the type of guy to wash his/her hands after a shower! (And don't write in the comments that there are more than 2 genders.)
I can't spell. Spell. Pels. Slepe. Spell. Ellpas[a[dpa[pw[paew[pfopaojf[apdkoc[asndcsdokd Fkuc.
Pulp is a palindrome.
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Your hairline is so far back that when I wrote it on a chalkboard, it did not erase.
What do you call a sharpened pencil? You call a sharpened pencil a sharpened pencil.
My three favorite things are eating my family, and not using commas.
I have 25 friends from the alphabet, but don't ask me why.
MMM ppl just chat random things together.... JUST WRITE JOKES YA'LL!
