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MMM ppl just chat random things together.... JUST WRITE JOKES YA'LL!
My therapist told me to write letters to the people you hate and then burn them.
I did that, but now I don't know what to do with the letters.
I can't spell. Spell. Pels. Slepe. Spell. Ellpas[a[dpa[pw[paew[pfopaojf[apdkoc[asndcsdokd Fkuc.
Pulp is a palindrome.
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Two sentence horror stories go.
Your hairline is so far back that when I wrote it on a chalkboard, it did not erase.
My three favorite things are eating my family, and not using commas.
Your forehead is so big, I can write an essay on it.
what do you call a Panera bread you write with? Panera lead
I was writing my final exams, and I saw a question saying to name the smallest thing in the world. To my knowledge, I chose an atom.
My Chemistry teacher said it was PSG. I was shocked beyond repair. Shame on you, PSG, I'm now a college dropout!
The greatest playwright in history found he couldn’t use lances. He could only use "Shake-spears."
Did you hear that story "Three Lines in the Sand?" By dickadraggin'.
I don't have time to write this joke.
What did the author say when he got a correct answer? "I got it right!"
Cam was hereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Um... (no idea what joke I should tell).
Be papered.
Yo head so big I can skate on yo head.
I'm talking bout real real big, set a plate on yo head, charge a phone on yo head, build a home on yo head, studio wide, write a song on yo head.
My favorite book is "Brown Spots on the Ceiling" by Ho Fung Poo.
