Writing jokes
We wrote letters to a kid with cancer.
My letter read, "It's a bumpy road, but soon you will have a straight path."
People didn't realize it was meant for his heart monitor. Lol.
What do you call a whiteboard that is dirty?
A dirty whiteboard.
Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.
What makes all these categories so familiar? Either you've experienced them, or made them up in your backstory.
What is heavy forward but not backward?
Want to hear a paper joke?
Never mind, it’s too terrible.
I tried to write the shortest joke ever, so I wrote a two-word joke, which was "Dwarf Shortage." It's just so I could pack more jokes into the show.
Hey guys! It's Triple G. You can give me more ideas on jokes, mainly Fish and Sea jokes, as those are the jokes I specialize and only do best on in the comment section below. Please do feel free to thumbs down and comment on improvements, as well as thumbsing up and saying what you liked! :)
Au revoir, GGG
What do you call a blind author?
A Braille writer.
Please write your comment.
But do not use words like monkey, donkey, loser, etc.
My pencil sharpener broke, so now my pencil is pointless.
All the traffic stopping the cars, how do you spell that without any R’s?
That.
Two sentence horror stories go.
My "friend" has dyslexia.
Yo momma so stupid, she wrote this joke!
I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."
Dang... if I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put D IN U ;)
I only know there are 25 letters in the alphabet, I don't know Y.
(Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?) -- (Friend: 11- T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T)
(Me: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right?) -- (Crush: No, there is actually 26.) -- (Me: oooOoh, I forgot u r a qt! So its acdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz?) -- (Crush: You forgot the D) -- (Me: That's not needed yet ;])
What letter is really hot? T
C = cOCK O = CoCK C = COcK K = COCk COCK = cock cock = COCK
ME SExUAL SRrY LoL
Why don't rappers ever get LOST?
Because they always find their way with their GPS (Great Poetic Skills).
What did the rapper say to his BROKEN PENCIL?
"You broke the beat!"
Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the studio?
To drop some LEAD.
Why did the hip-hop artist always carry a pencil?
For those FREESTYLE DRAFTS!