Writing jokes
We wrote letters to a kid with cancer.
My letter read, "It's a bumpy road, but soon you will have a straight path."
People didn't realize it was meant for his heart monitor. Lol.
What do you call a whiteboard that is dirty?
A dirty whiteboard.
I tried to write the shortest joke ever, so I wrote a two-word joke, which was "Dwarf Shortage." It's just so I could pack more jokes into the show.
Want to hear a paper joke?
Never mind, it’s too terrible.
What is heavy forward but not backward?
Memes
Hey guys! It's Triple G. You can give me more ideas on jokes, mainly Fish and Sea jokes, as those are the jokes I specialize and only do best on in the comment section below. Please do feel free to thumbs down and comment on improvements, as well as thumbsing up and saying what you liked! :)
Au revoir, GGG
What do you call a blind author?
A Braille writer.
Please write your comment.
But do not use words like monkey, donkey, loser, etc.
My pencil sharpener broke, so now my pencil is pointless.
Yo momma so stupid, she wrote this joke!
I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."
Two sentence horror stories go.
All the traffic stopping the cars, how do you spell that without any R’s?
That.
My "friend" has dyslexia.
Dang... if I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put D IN U ;)
I only know there are 25 letters in the alphabet, I don't know Y.
(Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?) -- (Friend: 11- T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T)
(Me: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right?) -- (Crush: No, there is actually 26.) -- (Me: oooOoh, I forgot u r a qt! So its acdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz?) -- (Crush: You forgot the D) -- (Me: That's not needed yet ;])
What letter is really hot? T
C = cOCK O = CoCK C = COcK K = COCk COCK = cock cock = COCK
ME SExUAL SRrY LoL
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind, it's tear-able.
Your hairline is so far back that when I wrote it on a chalkboard, it did not erase.
I can't spell. Spell. Pels. Slepe. Spell. Ellpas[a[dpa[pw[paew[pfopaojf[apdkoc[asndcsdokd Fkuc.
Pulp is a palindrome.
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What do you call a sharpened pencil? You call a sharpened pencil a sharpened pencil.