Writing jokes

We wrote letters to a kid with cancer.

My letter read, "It's a bumpy road, but soon you will have a straight path."

People didn't realize it was meant for his heart monitor. Lol.

What is heavy forward but not backward?

I tried to write the shortest joke ever, so I wrote a two-word joke, which was "Dwarf Shortage." It's just so I could pack more jokes into the show.

Want to hear a paper joke?

Never mind, it’s too terrible.

Hey guys! It's Triple G. You can give me more ideas on jokes, mainly Fish and Sea jokes, as those are the jokes I specialize and only do best on in the comment section below. Please do feel free to thumbs down and comment on improvements, as well as thumbsing up and saying what you liked! :)

Au revoir, GGG

What do you call a blind author?

A Braille writer.

Please write your comment.

But do not use words like monkey, donkey, loser, etc.

My pencil sharpener broke, so now my pencil is pointless.

My "friend" has dyslexia.

Yo momma so stupid, she wrote this joke!

I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."

All the traffic stopping the cars, how do you spell that without any R’s?

That.

Dang... if I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put D IN U ;)

I only know there are 25 letters in the alphabet, I don't know Y.

(Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?) -- (Friend: 11- T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T)

(Me: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right?) -- (Crush: No, there is actually 26.) -- (Me: oooOoh, I forgot u r a qt! So its acdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz?) -- (Crush: You forgot the D) -- (Me: That's not needed yet ;])

What letter is really hot? T

C = cOCK O = CoCK C = COcK K = COCk COCK = cock cock = COCK

ME SExUAL SRrY LoL

abcdef ghijklmnop qrstuv.

What did the rapper say to his BROKEN PENCIL?

"You broke the beat!"

Why did the hip-hop artist always carry a pencil?

For those FREESTYLE DRAFTS!

Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the studio?

To drop some LEAD.

Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind, it's tear-able.

What do you call a sharpened pencil? You call a sharpened pencil a sharpened pencil.

I have 25 friends from the alphabet, but don't ask me why.