Worst

Worst jokes

Orphan

The 2nd worst thing that happened to an orphan was finding out the milk man passed.

Cancer

What’s the worst thing about having a wife with cancer? You can’t pull on her hair.

Daughter

What’s the worst thing about having a daughter with cancer? You can’t pull on her hair.

Crime

If you were to ask me, "Where would be the worst place to commit a crime?" I would say a multi-storey car park, because if you think about it, it would be wrong on so many levels.

Memes

Self

Pov:You start writing son lyrics because you can't stand up for yourself knowing you've lost

The image is a screenshot of a post on worstjokesever.com, displaying a conversation thread with several comments. It includes comments like 'Congratulations. No one gives a shit', 'Feeling right, looking tight. Come get the drinking shots on the rocks' and 'Ofc you're using song lyrics because you can't talk for yourself'.

Parent

"Our teen has decreed we are the 'Worst Parents Ever.' We will hold our coronation ceremony to accept this honor next Friday. Invitations to follow."

Birthday

What is the worst thing about your birthday being on September 11?

Party crashers.

Guy

This is what the unknown guy is saying about Tenya and Kenya!

Go to each link and read it and the comments, and it will really make you cry!

http://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fb240eccd25122cb21997/kenya-will-end-up-all-alone

https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fa7beeccd25122cb2197b/fine-then-if-i-cant-do-gwen-then-i-guess http://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fbb2aeccd25122cb219a5/kenya-at-least-you-know-youre-ugly-and-accept-itit-is-tenya-and-kenya-twin-sisters

You think Gwen is the worst one to get bullied? Well look at this!

Picture

Copy and paste in your search bar to see watersharky's worst picture on HIS OWN DOCS.

Kid

Just saying this, but I hate how many little kids there are on this site, and when they post, they have the worst posts about "sex", so I'm just saying how they act immature.

Job

The toothbrush says, "I have the worst job in the whole world."

The toilet paper behind him says, "Yeah, right."

Redneck

What do you get when you mix a redneck and spicy food?

The worst shits you'll ever see!

Subject

Stephen Hawking's best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.

Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side.

Worst joke ever.