Worst

Worst jokes

Cancer

You know what's the worst about having a daughter with cancer?

You can't pull her hair when you hit it from the back.

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  • Orphan

    The 2nd worst thing that happened to an orphan was finding out the milk man passed.

    Orphan

    The top worst thing for an orphan, and probably the most awkward one, is when they're having sex and the other person is calling them "mommy" or "daddy."

    Cancer

    What’s the worst thing about having a wife with cancer? You can’t pull on her hair.

    Birthday

    What is the worst thing about your birthday being on September 11?

    Party crashers.

    Memes

    Parent

    "Our teen has decreed we are the 'Worst Parents Ever.' We will hold our coronation ceremony to accept this honor next Friday. Invitations to follow."

    Crime

    If you were to ask me, "Where would be the worst place to commit a crime?" I would say a multi-storey car park, because if you think about it, it would be wrong on so many levels.

    Guy

    This is what the unknown guy is saying about Tenya and Kenya!

    Go to each link and read it and the comments, and it will really make you cry!

    http://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fb240eccd25122cb21997/kenya-will-end-up-all-alone

    https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fa7beeccd25122cb2197b/fine-then-if-i-cant-do-gwen-then-i-guess http://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fbb2aeccd25122cb219a5/kenya-at-least-you-know-youre-ugly-and-accept-itit-is-tenya-and-kenya-twin-sisters

    You think Gwen is the worst one to get bullied? Well look at this!

    Nun

    Nun's worst holiday? Norfolk.

    Nun's best holiday? Bangkok.

    Job

    The toothbrush says, "I have the worst job in the whole world."

    The toilet paper behind him says, "Yeah, right."

    Redneck

    What do you get when you mix a redneck and spicy food?

    The worst shits you'll ever see!

    Picture

    Copy and paste in your search bar to see watersharky's worst picture on HIS OWN DOCS.

    Kid

    Just saying this, but I hate how many little kids there are on this site, and when they post, they have the worst posts about "sex", so I'm just saying how they act immature.

    Subject

    Stephen Hawking's best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.