Today was the worst day ever. My Ex got hit by a truck... On the plus side my truck doesn't even have a dent.
What’s the worst part about eating vegetables? Putting them back in the wheelchair.
Worst jokes ever? more like a killed an old man in 2012 in Oklahoma City at that nasty red lobster not the one near thr freeway and hid the body in a creek
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What’s the worst part of being a pedophile? Getting the blood out of your clown suit
I knew the human race made mistakes but your the worst i've seen so far...
What's the worst part about microwaving vegetables
Fittig the wheelchair in
What is the worst part of milking a cow?
The smell of the dairy air.
You know whats the worst about having a daughter with cancer? You can't pull her hair when you hit it from the back
"Our teen has decreed we are the 'Worst Parents Ever.' We will hold our coronation ceremony to accept this honor next Friday. Invitations to follow."
What is the worst thing about your birthday being on September 11? Party crashers.
If you were to ask me: "Where would be the worst place to commit a crime?", I would say a multi-storey car park. Because if you think about it, it would be wrong on so many levels.
It took Jesus 3 days to respond
Worst lag ever
Nuns worst holiday? Norfolk. Nuns best holiday?Bangkok.
Stephen Hawkings best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.
Why was Liverpool the worst bespoke Rio supports it hahah
the toothbrush Says'' i have the worst job in the whole world''. the toilet paper behind him''yeah right''.
what do you get when you mix a redneck and spicy food?
the worst shits you'll ever see
just saying this but i hate how many little kids there are on this site and when they post they have the worst posts about "sex" so im just saying how they act immature
