Worst jokes
What’s the worst thing about being a pedophile?
Fitting it in.
Everyone give this joke a thumb's down and see if it can become the worst rated joke on the site.
Today; worst day ever.
My annoying sibling got hit by a train, and I lost my job as a conductor.
Wade, you're a joke. The worst joke.
Hoped this would be a safer, more fun place to talk to my BP friends, but I guess not.
I've also learned that some people think "worst jokes ever" = "terrible unfunny jokes that make light of people who died horribly or otherwise suffered" instead of things like "why did the chicken cross the road?"-type jokes.
Maybe I'm just too old at this point.
What did the parrot say when it saw a duck?
"Polly want a quacker!"
Worst joke ever.
One day every kid at the orphanage got coal for Christmas. It was the second worst day of their lives.
What's the worst thing about committing suicide? You can only do it once.
What's the only regret you would have when you eventually kill yourself? It wasn't sooner.
Today was the worst day ever! My brother got run over, and I lost my driver's license!
Today, I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the residents if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door in my face.
My parents are the worst.
All of these are funny. Why are they the "worst jokes ever" lol?
"Today was the worst day ever." "Why?" Because my ex got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.
Worst joke.
What’s the worst joke ever? Your parents’ relationship.
Someone asked me what the worst mistake you could make while being at work was, and I replied, "Being a doctor and mixing up the oral and rectal thermometers."
So, this guy, right? He has been through the worst shit in his life. He lost his house, his car, his wife, his kids, everything except his dog.
About 2 weeks after he loses everything, he goes to apply for a job. He attends work for the first 2 weeks to get his first paycheck and then calls in sick for about a month. He comes back to his boss' office after the month is over and his boss questions him. The man claims, "Sir, I was blowing chunks." "What do you mean by 'blowing chunks'?" says the boss. The man replies with, "Chunks is the name of my dog..."
Jesus is the worst, just joking; he is the best! Best best BFF great guy ever that has a miracle. Jesus comes from Bethlehem! 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😇
Alfred the Great was arguably the greatest king in England’s history.
The worst? Richard the Goat Fucker.
What's the worst thing about having a Congolese friend?
He always needs a hand.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Worst joke ever.
Q: What are cheetahs?
A: The worst card players!