Worst jokes

I just watched a program about beavers. It was the worst dam program I've ever seen.

Today was the worst day ever. My ex got hit by a truck... On the plus side, my truck doesn't even have a dent.

Why are these jokes bad?

They're literally the worst jokes ever.

Jesus is the worst, just joking; he is the best! Best best BFF great guy ever that has a miracle. Jesus comes from Bethlehem! 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😇

Me: I am the second worst thing that happened to these orphans.

Friend: What was the first?

Me: They- they weren't always orphans.

Friend: O-O

I just had the worst gig of my life! I told yo mama jokes at the orphanage.

What’s the worst part about eating vegetables? Putting them back in the wheelchair.

What is the worst thing to do at a funeral?

The corpse.

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I had the WORST day ever. My ex was sent to the hospital from a gun, and I got my hunting license removed.

This is supposed to be worst puns but most of them are not puns.

Bee Jokes:

"Hello."

"Oh, hello, Buzzy!"

"Why are ya calling me Buzzy this whole time?"

"Because you BEE BUZZing!" (Laughs)

"It's not funny! Jokes are the worst, although I hate those Bee Jokes!"

"Chillax bro. Don't BEE a hater of jokes, dude!" (Laughs)

"Aagh! You always had a choice, but I will sting ya face!"

"No! You BEE like pollen to make HONEY-moon." (Laughs)

"Stoooop!! I'm outta here, your worst fan."

"Fan?"

"Yes, your worst fan!"

"No! Fan!"

"What?! Aaaaaauuuuggghhhh!!!"

"Ohhh! Buzzy's looking BEE-wind!" (Laughs)

What’s the worst part of being a pedophile?

Getting the blood out of your clown suit.

What’s the worst thing about having a sister with cancer? You can’t pull on her hair.

I knew the human race made mistakes, but you're the worst I've seen so far...

Myrtle Beach has a clear blue sky and sunny weather, a pleasant place to visit as a family. Don't you think they are not evil creatures, and do you think they have them?

"No, there are no ghosts or evil creatures." You can say that, but don't be surprised when Gina Claw Scare comes for you, aka GCS for short. Gina Claw Scare was born in North Carolina in August 1991. She died in 2000. No, that's not real. WRONG. Gina's real name was Gina Clawien Scaren. Yes, that's why her name is Gina Claw Scare. Why did she die? I know, right? She died from a curse from her bad companions. We never knew their names. The curse sent her down a dark path, demons and hate comments from people on Instagram, Facebook, and the worst jokes on the site.

Gina Claw Scare loved fire, which means she was a pyromaniac. She would rise from the grave in which she was buried. Did what? Stop, for real this time!

They buried her on a lawn in the forest that caught fire. "HARSH MAN!" I know, right? She rises from that grave, she comes for the people who call her by name four times. Then she beat the drums and set your house on fire! A fire so harmful that you can feel hurt, friends. You can hear everyone's screaming, and then become like her. Never say her name. NEVER.

What's the worst part about microwaving vegetables?

Fitting the wheelchair in.

You know what's the worst about having a daughter with cancer?

You can't pull her hair when you hit it from the back.

The 2nd worst thing that happened to an orphan was finding out the milk man passed.

The top worst thing for an orphan, and probably the most awkward one, is when they're having sex and the other person is calling them "mommy" or "daddy."