Worst jokes
What's the worst thing about eating a shaved pussy?
Putting the diaper back on.
The toothbrush says, "I have the worst job in the whole world."
The toilet paper behind him says, "Yeah, right."
Why is Texas the worst state ever?
They only have one star.
Stop ruining the jokes. It's called "worst jokes ever" for a reason. We all feel bad for orphans, but people like dark humor and joke about everyone, so quit being offended, please.
DO Not Touch - the worst thing you can read in Braille.
Why is Black Panther every cop's worst nightmare?
He is a bulletproof black man.
I had the worst day of my life. My 13 year old ex got killed and I got fired from my job as a police guard. Did I mention that we were in Syria?
What's the worst thing about committing suicide? You can only do it once.
What's the only regret you would have when you eventually kill yourself? It wasn't sooner.
So dark.
Many jokes about orphans.
God, this is the second worst thing to happen to these orphans!
What's the worst thing to say at a funeral? "Hi guys, welcome to my unboxing video!"
What's the worst thing you can say to a widow?
"I'm sorry, I just had to."
What do you call the worst joke teller of all time?
Ben or Chris?
What's the worst thing about eating a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
Why did the moderator of worstjokesever.com die?
He had a heart attack because he was a fat loser.
You know what is the worst mistake every human being made?
Answer: Living.
What's the worst thing to say at a live birth?
"Hi guys, welcome to my unboxing video!"
What is the worst movie to watch at an orphanage? Batman.
What is the worst part about making an Asian girl squirt?
She charges you for extra sauce!
Look at the bright side!
The worst is behind us.
What's the worst thing to hear in a prison shower?
"Drop the soap, we've got you surrounded."