Islamic pubs and bars are the worst.
You can't drink alcohol or dance.
Women can get stoned though, no questions asked.
What is the worst part about siblings having sex? Being left out
What is the worst part about making Asian girl squirt She charges you for extra sauce
The worst part about working for the department of unemployment is when you get fired you still have to show up the next day.
What’s worse than spiders On your piano Craps on your organ
What is the worst thing about dating a blind woman? Getting her husband‘s voice just right
What is the three worst years of a black child's life First grade
The worst comedians take 9 months to make a joke. Then they spen the rest of their lives trying to forget it.
What did one ocean say to the other ocean. nothing it just waved.this was thw worst joke ever
What’s the worst part about a dead prostitute
You end up doing all the work
What’s the worst thing about being suicidal? The school shooter will always spare you.
(Note: this joke is not one of the worst jokes ever bc is obscene or offensive, it’s just a bad joke) Why can’t u hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because their dead
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands.
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.
Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.
"Did you hear about the worst zoo in the world; it only had one dog in it. It was a Shitzu."
"Our teen has decreed we are the 'Worst Parents Ever.' We will hold our coronation ceremony to accept this honor next Friday. Invitations to follow."
Wade. You're a joke. The worst joke.
Hoped this would be a safer, more fun place to talk to my BP friends, but I guess not. I've also learned that some people think "worst jokes ever" = "terrible unfunny jokes that make light of people who died horribly or otherwise suffered" instead of things like "why did the chicken cross the road?"-type jokes.
Maybe I'm just too old at this point.
What is the worst thing your sibling can steal from you? Your virginity
What is the worst thing about your birthday being on September 11? Party crashers.
If James Bond is the most famous spy, wouldn't that also make him the worst spy?
I just had the worst gig of my life! I told yo mama jokes at the orphanage
