Worst jokes
"Our teen has decreed we are the 'Worst Parents Ever.' We will hold our coronation ceremony to accept this honor next Friday. Invitations to follow."
What is the worst animal to play cards with? A cheater.
What's the worst thing about having a Congolese friend?
He always needs a hand.
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Why do people make fun of you jokes in worst jokes ever? Because it is called "worst jokes ever."
My teacher asked what was the worst time you got paddled by your parents. My one friend said that he got in trouble and got whacked by a stick. I raised my hand and said that my dad whacked me with his dick.
The worst part about working for the department of unemployment is when you get fired, you still have to show up the next day.
Lol, 1 week anniversary of me being on Worst Jokes Ever...
J0K35: *LETS START A JOKING KEGGAR*
A Joking keggar is where I get you drunk with some jokes, only on a special occasion.
Okay, y'all ready to get drunk with raging jokes? OK LETS GOOOOo
What do you call an LGBTQ+ disc jockey?
A DG (dee gay)
What does lava use when it can't walk properly?
A volCANEo
What do crackheads do when a black man got brutalized?
They start a HIGHot (say it like hi-ot, _riot_)
What is Satan's favorite DJ?
MarshHELLo
What do neck breakers use?
Snapchat
What did Twitter and Reddit eat with chocolate and marshmallows?
Instagraham crackers
Is this the last joke?
No
What is similar between a dog and my ex?
They are both commonly known as bitches
What number has a flu from a pig?
Nine flu (swine flu)
What did the loaf say when he was playing hide and seek?
BREADY OR NOT? HERE I GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Who is the best anime girl?
Well, it's pretty obvious 02 is on the second rank
Why did Sally get caned?
Because old men hurriCANED.
That was all
OR WAS IT?
Yes, it was (Come back on Halloween for another Joking Keggar)
Bee Jokes:
"Hello."
"Oh, hello, Buzzy!"
"Why are ya calling me Buzzy this whole time?"
"Because you BEE BUZZing!" (Laughs)
"It's not funny! Jokes are the worst, although I hate those Bee Jokes!"
"Chillax bro. Don't BEE a hater of jokes, dude!" (Laughs)
"Aagh! You always had a choice, but I will sting ya face!"
"No! You BEE like pollen to make HONEY-moon." (Laughs)
"Stoooop!! I'm outta here, your worst fan."
"Fan?"
"Yes, your worst fan!"
"No! Fan!"
"What?! Aaaaaauuuuggghhhh!!!"
"Ohhh! Buzzy's looking BEE-wind!" (Laughs)
What’s the worst thing about being a pedophile?
Fitting it in.
Guys, don’t put the Holocaust books in the fiction section, it was the worst mistake of my life!
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop.
This is the true worst joke ever:
What did the person say to the other guy when he met him?
Hi!
What are the three worst years of a black child's life?
First grade!
What is the worst part about siblings having sex?
Being left out.
My worst fear is being trapped in a lift with a man who is confident he can fix it.
Today; worst day ever.
My annoying sibling got hit by a train, and I lost my job as a conductor.
Which is the worst place to sit at in a wedding?
Between 2 buttcheeks.
I’m old enough to remember innocent times when the worst headline was plane hijackers flying into buildings.
What's the worst thing that can happen to schools?
Quiet kids.