Worst jokes
Today; worst day ever.
My annoying sibling got hit by a train, and I lost my job as a conductor.
I think I found the worst joke in life. For me, it's that I have always been unwanted and alone for my whole life, and I've never even been in a relationship with anyone, and I'm 31 years old, and I also know that deep down, I'm always going to be alone and unhappy. All I get out of life is seeing everyone else with someone and knowing it will never happen for me. I think that's the worst joke I can think of... LIFE.
Still living when you know you'll never find someone to be with.
I apologize with the wording to this; it's another thing I am a failure at.
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What's the worst thing about eating a shaved pussy?
Putting the diaper back on.
Stop ruining the jokes. It's called "worst jokes ever" for a reason. We all feel bad for orphans, but people like dark humor and joke about everyone, so quit being offended, please.
What’s the worst part about a dead prostitute?
You end up doing all the work.
So dark.
Many jokes about orphans.
God, this is the second worst thing to happen to these orphans!
What's the single worst terrestrial species? Humans, obviously.
This boy said, "Get your hairline straight." I said, "Girls don't have a hairline. How about you go to the barber shop and let your barber do your hair 10 times worse than he did the first time."
What do you call the worst joke teller of all time?
Ben or Chris?
What is the worst movie to watch at an orphanage? Batman.
What's Stephen Hawking's worst nightmare?
Stairs.
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"Florida was ranked the worst state in the 50 states by Thriller."
Florida: Well, WE didn't want to give our oranges anyway!
Wade, you're a joke. The worst joke.
Hoped this would be a safer, more fun place to talk to my BP friends, but I guess not.
I've also learned that some people think "worst jokes ever" = "terrible unfunny jokes that make light of people who died horribly or otherwise suffered" instead of things like "why did the chicken cross the road?"-type jokes.
Maybe I'm just too old at this point.
Which is the worst place to sit at in a wedding?
Between 2 buttcheeks.
"Today was the worst day ever." "Why?" Because my ex got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.
What did the porg say to the porg?
Hi Porg.
You're on worst jokes ever. You thought I put up a good joke? HAHAHAH!
Did you hear about the man who stole a calendar?
He got 12 months.
Worst joke ever.
You know what's REALLY "Ironic"?
Answer:
These REALLY ARE the "Worst Jokes" I've ever heard!
Toothbrush: I think I have the worst job ever.
Toilet paper: Ya, right.