Worst jokes
What’s the worst thing about having a daughter with cancer? You can’t pull on her hair.
One day every kid at the orphanage got coal for Christmas. It was the second worst day of their lives.
Health commercials be like:
Serious side effects can cause:
Nausea, diarrhea, vomiting, chills, fever, cancer, diabetes, AIDS, chlamydia, lupus, Ebola, polio, leprosy, pulmonary edema, heart attack, heart failure, yellow fever, but worst of all, DEATH!
If you have a teacher who is a Karen, comment what the worst thing that they did to you or your entire class. I know this isn’t a joke, but why not?
I am the worst joke ever. Get it? My whole life is a joke.
What’s the worst part of being a pedophile?
Getting the blood out of your clown suit.
Why did the mummy leave his tomb after 3000 years?
Because he thought he was old enough to leave home.
That is one of the very, very, very, very, VERY WORST jokes ever.
What's the worst part about burning your vegetables before dinner?
Explaining what happened to the nursing home while you're hungry.
Alfred the Great was arguably the greatest king in England’s history.
The worst? Richard the Goat Fucker.
What’s the worst thing about being suicidal?
The school shooter will always spare you.
What is one of the worst but funniest incidents ever: a bullet in a baby in a baggy in a barrel in a bus in a nuclear plant were all of the employee's are molesters?
I was the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
What's the worst thing about 9/11?
All of the stupid "Airplane" jokes.
I think I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
I still don't know what's the worst, most dangerous place to take your children on holiday, but, for certain, it's either Vatican City or Neverland Ranch.
This is supposed to be worst puns but most of them are not puns.
Want to hear the worst joke ever? Then look in a mirror.
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What's a Jew's worst nightmare?
A frozen bank account.
What's the worst thing to say at a funeral? "Hi guys, welcome to my unboxing video!"
Can we please stop the fricking drama! I see people bullying other people, too. Gwen is not the only one. For God's sake, just do jokes! If you want to bully someone, do it in your family! You people don't even know each other, but we're still doing this stupid nonsense! Just make jokes, people! That is why it's called "Worst Jokes Ever," not "Bully People Ever." So shut up and get a life, dum-dums! Geez! The only reason why I come here is to spread jokes and kindness like Gwen and others, not to spread hate and foolishness from people who don't even know better things to do but to hate on stupid strangers from different parts of the fricking world!!!!
"Addison, shut up. You're only 8 years old. What do you know?"
I might be 8, but at least I got some sense, and plus, I'm way smarter than you guys anyway. I'm in alert. You know, like a very, very, very intelligent kid! That can spell instead of saying "u," I say the true "you," instead of "pls," it's "please." Sorry if I did mean it... which I don't!