Worst jokes
What's the worst thing about eating a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
Today was the worst day of my life. My ex got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.
What is the worst thing you can find out about a woman on a first date?
She claims to have been raped. Then, you know to get as far away from her as possible because she's probably a feminazi bitch.
What do you call the worst joke teller of all time?
Ben or Chris?
You know what is the worst mistake every human being made?
Answer: Living.
What is the worst player in basketball? LeBron James.
What is the worst movie to watch at an orphanage? Batman.
What's the worst place to teach an orphan? Homeschool.
What's the worst thing to hear in a prison shower?
"Drop the soap, we've got you surrounded."
What’s the worst part about a dead prostitute?
You end up doing all the work.
Look at the bright side!
The worst is behind us.
What's the worst part of a Down Syndrome relationship? There's more downs than ups!
It's sad when the person that gave you memories becomes a memory.
You know one of the worst feelings ever to exist?
When your parents and friends all still see the happy little kid you used to be...
...but in reality, that kid has been long gone for years. (not my words)
Why was Liverpool the worst bespoke? Rio supports it, hahah!
What was the worse purchase America ever made?
Spending billions on two rice cookers in 1945.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Worst joke ever.
What's the worst part about microwaving vegetables?
Fitting the wheelchair in.
What grade is the worst, like if in elementary?
Q: What is the worst thing to hear your surgeon say?
A: Oops, I dropped my lollipop!
Today was the worst day ever. My ex got hit by a truck... On the plus side, my truck doesn't even have a dent.