Which is the worst place to sit at in a wedding?
Between 2 buttcheeks.
what did the porg say to the porg? Hi Porg
youre on worst jokes ever, you thought I put up a good joke? HAHAHAH!
toothbrush: i think i have the worst job ever toiletpaper: ya,right
People with bad past end up creating the worst future...
What do you call an orphan? Homeless
What's an orphans worst favorite movie? Home alone
Why can't homeless people find a home? because they're orphans
Did you hear about the man who stole a calendar? He got 12 months.
Worst joke ever.
You know what's REALLY "Ironic"?
Answer:
These REALLY ARE the "Worst Jokes" I've ever heard!
What is the worst thing that Nazis have done?
Adolf Hit-her.
What is the worst Just Dance game? Just Dance 3.
So my ex who wouldn't leave me alone because she thought I was the best person in the world even though will has a better haircut then me but anyway when we broke up she said I was the worst person she ever met and I told her she looks like a cross between a beaver and a mole rat. Then I told her she has the wendys logo haircut and then some other things I'm not gonna say. 2 years of bullshit I was done Anyways she cried lol
I'm gonna finally put a stop to the fucking drama. I saw people bullying other people for years; Gwen was not the only one. No longer will I put up with this. No longer will newcomers. For God's sake, just do jokes! Please! If you want to bully someone, do it in your family! You people donât even know each other, but we're still going through this same fucking shit every fucking day! Just make jokes, people! That is why itâs called âWorst Jokes everâ not âBully people forever.â So shut the hell up and get to joking! Jesus! The only reason why I came here was to spread jokes and kindness like Gwen and others, not to spread hate and foolishness from people who donât even know better things to do but to hate on stupid strangers from different parts of the fucking world!!!
âAddison, fuck off already, you're only 10 years old. What do you know?â I might be 10, but during my time here, the tragedies and horror I've experienced on this website have shaped me into someone more mature, able to share this wisdom. And if you're gonna laugh at me, spit in the face of me and my generous teachings, you will fall. I swear to God, I will make you wish you could never feel pain. But that would hurt me more than you. Please, stop the drama. That's all I ask. Together, we can make this website great again, like it once was.
I had the worst day of my life, my 13 rear old EX got killed and I got fired from my job as a police guard, did I mention that we were in Syria?
What did one ocean say to the other ocean. nothing it just waved.this was thw worst joke ever
Worst joke.
What's the worst joke you ever heard?
Your hairline is so ugly it looks worse than your mom's.
What did the parrot say when it saw a duck?
"Polly want a quacker!"
Worst joke ever.
What is the worst thing about licking a bald fanny?
Putting the nappy on afterwards.
What is one of the worst but funniest incidents ever: a bullet in a baby in a baggy in a barrel in a bus in a nuclear plant were all of the employee's are molesters?
Everyone give this joke a thumb's down and see if it can become the worst rated joke on the site.
