Worst jokes
What are the three worst years of a black child's life?
First grade!
The worst comedians take 9 months to make a joke. Then they spend the rest of their lives trying to forget it.
What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, it just waved. This was the worst joke ever.
What’s the worst part about a dead prostitute?
You end up doing all the work.
What’s the worst thing about being suicidal?
The school shooter will always spare you.
(Note: this joke is not one of the worst jokes ever because it is obscene or offensive; it’s just a bad joke.) Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they’re dead.
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands!
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.
Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!”
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.
"Did you hear about the worst zoo in the world? It only had one dog in it. It was a Shih Tzu."
"Our teen has decreed we are the 'Worst Parents Ever.' We will hold our coronation ceremony to accept this honor next Friday. Invitations to follow."
Wade, you're a joke. The worst joke.
Hoped this would be a safer, more fun place to talk to my BP friends, but I guess not.
I've also learned that some people think "worst jokes ever" = "terrible unfunny jokes that make light of people who died horribly or otherwise suffered" instead of things like "why did the chicken cross the road?"-type jokes.
Maybe I'm just too old at this point.
What is the worst thing your sibling can steal from you?
Your virginity.
What is the worst thing about your birthday being on September 11?
Party crashers.
If James Bond is the most famous spy, wouldn't that also make him the worst spy?
I just had the worst gig of my life! I told yo mama jokes at the orphanage.
What’s the worst joke ever? Your parents’ relationship.
What's the second worst thing to happen to orphans?
They can't have sex.
"Why?"
Because they don't have anyone to call mommy or daddy.
What is worse than ants in your pants? Michael Jackson.
What's an Asian's worst nightmare? A tree.
Your hairline is so ugly it looks worse than your mom's.
Q: What are cheetahs?
A: The worst card players!