Worst jokes
What did the porg say to the porg?
Hi Porg.
You're on worst jokes ever. You thought I put up a good joke? HAHAHAH!
What’s the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message
I bought the world's worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it's terrible.
Why is Black Panther every cop's worst nightmare?
He is a bulletproof black man.
The worst part about church is that you're constantly switching between sitting, standing, and kneeling. I mean, why can't the priest just pick a position and f**k me already!
"Florida was ranked the worst state in the 50 states by Thriller."
Florida: Well, WE didn't want to give our oranges anyway!
My boss yelled at me the other day, “You’ve got to be the worst train driver in history. How many trains did you derail last year?” I said, “Can’t say for sure, it’s so hard to keep track!”
What's worse than a dead baby?
A pile of dead babies. What's worse than that? The one on the bottom is alive. And what's worst than that is, the baby has to eat its way out.
What are the three worst words to hear while you are having sex?
Honey, I'm home!