What is the worst tool to play when playing the game โIcebreakerโ?
The Titanic
today was the worst day of my life, my ex got hit by a bus, and i lot my as a bus driver
Jesus is the worst just joking he is the best Best best BFF great guy ever that has a miracle Jesus comes from Bethlehem๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
What's the worst TV series for orphans?
Family Guy.
Today, I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the residents if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door in my face.
My parents are the worst.
I still don't know what's the worst, most dangerous place to take your children on holiday. But, for certain, it's either Vatican City or Neverland Ranch.
What's one of the worst motivational things to say to a suicidal person?
โHang in there!โ
What's the worst thing to happen to a Japanese person in WW2... being drafted as a kamikaze pilot, or existing with a Fat Man or Little Boy?
Emo girls are bad, but what's worse? Cutting yourself.
I'm gonna finally put a stop to the fucking drama. I saw people bullying other people for years; Gwen was not the only one. No longer will I put up with this. No longer will newcomers. For God's sake, just do jokes! Please! If you want to bully someone, do it in your family! You people donโt even know each other, but we're still going through this same fucking shit every fucking day! Just make jokes, people! That is why itโs called โWorst Jokes everโ not โBully people forever.โ So shut the hell up and get to joking! Jesus! The only reason why I came here was to spread jokes and kindness like Gwen and others, not to spread hate and foolishness from people who donโt even know better things to do but to hate on stupid strangers from different parts of the fucking world!!!
โAddison, fuck off already, you're only 10 years old. What do you know?โ I might be 10, but during my time here, the tragedies and horror I've experienced on this website have shaped me into someone more mature, able to share this wisdom. And if you're gonna laugh at me, spit in the face of me and my generous teachings, you will fall. I swear to God, I will make you wish you could never feel pain. But that would hurt me more than you. Please, stop the drama. That's all I ask. Together, we can make this website great again, like it once was.
How to tell if you're depressed? You came to a website called "worst jokes ever.com" looking for a quick smile.
i am the worst joke ever get it my whole life is a joke
technoblade: i'm the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans. quackity: what is the first thing to ever happen to the orphans??? technoblade: quackity..... their orphans. (disclaimer: not funny xD)
1. Full name: John.
2. Proverb: work is not a rabbit, does not run.
3. Favorite meal: the sphinx with the sour cream.
4. Sexual orientation: sexually disorientated.
5. Mental health: mentally retarded.
6. Previous careers: funeral undertaking, after that two years in the circus as the main brown bear, after that in the church school for two years, after this experience five years as a screw in the jail for the worst criminals with the top degree of supervision and now working for the secret services in my home country after gaining the top-secret audit.
7. Favorite pets: dog, bumble bee named Maxo, a butterfly named Redwing and the lizard named Notail.
8. Favorite activities: washing the dishes, cutting the woods, vacuuming and playing hard rock.
9. Working motivation: none.
I hope that you will accept my curriculum vitae and that we will see each other soon already as new colleagues, I wish more or less. Kind regards, John.
My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.
why do people make fun of you jokes in worst jokes ever? because it is called worst jokes ever
I was the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
Q: What is the worst thing to hear your surgeon say?
A: Oops, I dropped my lollipop!
what is the worst thing to do at a funeral the corpse
So my ex who wouldn't leave me alone because she thought I was the best person in the world even though will has a better haircut then me but anyway when we broke up she said I was the worst person she ever met and I told her she looks like a cross between a beaver and a mole rat. Then I told her she has the wendys logo haircut and then some other things I'm not gonna say. 2 years of bullshit I was done Anyways she cried lol
