Q: What is the worst thing to hear your surgeon say?
A: Oops, I dropped my lollipop!
Worst Jokes
What is the worst thing to do at a funeral?
The corpse.
So my ex, who wouldn't leave me alone because she thought I was the best person in the world even though Will has a better haircut than me, but anyway, when we broke up she said I was the worst person she ever met, and I told her she looks like a cross between a beaver and a mole rat.
Then I told her she has the Wendy's logo haircut and then some other things I'm not gonna say. 2 years of bullshit, I was done.
Anyways, she cried lol.
The 2nd worst thing that happened to an orphan was finding out the milk man passed.
What grade is the worst, like if in elementary?
What is the worst animal to play cards with? A cheater.
Worst jokes ever? More like I killed an old man in 2012 in Oklahoma City at that nasty Red Lobster, not the one near the freeway, and hid the body in a creek!
What's the single worst terrestrial species? Humans, obviously.
What's Stephen Hawking's worst nightmare?
Stairs.
Stephen Hawking's best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.
What’s the worst song to play in front of a vegetable? “James Brown - Get on Up”
What’s the worst song to play in front of a handicapped kid? “Van Halen - Jump”
What's the worst song to play in front of a black man in Minneapolis? “I Can't Breathe - Juice Wrld”
What is the worst player in basketball? LeBron James.
Guys, don’t put the Holocaust books in the fiction section, it was the worst mistake of my life!
Q: What’s worse than fingerbanging your sister?
A: Finding your dad's wedding ring.
What is the worst combination of illnesses?
Alzheimer’s and diarrhea. You’re running but can’t remember where.
what's the worst thing to say to an emo?
if you don't succeed the first time, try try try again.
What’s the worst thing about being a pedophile?
Fitting it in.
Why was Liverpool the worst bespoke? Rio supports it, hahah!
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop.
People with bad past end up creating the worst future...
