Worst jokes
1. Full name: John.
2. Proverb: work is not a rabbit, does not run.
3. Favorite meal: the sphinx with the sour cream.
4. Sexual orientation: sexually disorientated.
5. Mental health: mentally retarded.
6. Previous careers: funeral undertaking, after that two years in the circus as the main brown bear, after that in the church school for two years, after this experience five years as a screw in the jail for the worst criminals with the top degree of supervision and now working for the secret services in my home country after gaining the top-secret audit.
7. Favorite pets: dog, bumble bee named Maxo, a butterfly named Redwing and the lizard named Notail.
8. Favorite activities: washing the dishes, cutting the woods, vacuuming and playing hard rock.
9. Working motivation: none.
I hope that you will accept my curriculum vitae and that we will see each other soon already as new colleagues, I wish more or less. Kind regards, John.
My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.
Why do people make fun of you jokes in worst jokes ever? Because it is called "worst jokes ever."
I was the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
Q: What is the worst thing to hear your surgeon say?
A: Oops, I dropped my lollipop!
What is the worst thing to do at a funeral?
The corpse.
So my ex, who wouldn't leave me alone because she thought I was the best person in the world even though Will has a better haircut than me, but anyway, when we broke up she said I was the worst person she ever met, and I told her she looks like a cross between a beaver and a mole rat.
Then I told her she has the Wendy's logo haircut and then some other things I'm not gonna say. 2 years of bullshit, I was done.
Anyways, she cried lol.
The 2nd worst thing that happened to an orphan was finding out the milk man passed.
What grade is the worst, like if in elementary?
What is the worst animal to play cards with? A cheater.
Worst jokes ever? More like I killed an old man in 2012 in Oklahoma City at that nasty Red Lobster, not the one near the freeway, and hid the body in a creek!
What's the single worst terrestrial species? Humans, obviously.
What's Stephen Hawking's worst nightmare?
Stairs.
Stephen Hawking's best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.
What’s the worst song to play in front of a vegetable? “James Brown - Get on Up”
What’s the worst song to play in front of a handicapped kid? “Van Halen - Jump”
What's the worst song to play in front of a black man in Minneapolis? “I Can't Breathe - Juice Wrld”
What is the worst player in basketball? LeBron James.
Guys, don’t put the Holocaust books in the fiction section, it was the worst mistake of my life!
Q: What’s worse than fingerbanging your sister?
A: Finding your dad's wedding ring.
What is the worst combination of illnesses?
Alzheimer’s and diarrhea. You’re running but can’t remember where.
what's the worst thing to say to an emo?
if you don't succeed the first time, try try try again.