Worst jokes
what's the worst thing to say to an emo?
if you don't succeed the first time, try try try again.
What’s the worst thing about being a pedophile?
Fitting it in.
Why was Liverpool the worst bespoke? Rio supports it, hahah!
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop.
People with bad past end up creating the worst future...
What is the worst comedy for disabled people?
Stand-up comedy!
What's the worst part about burning your vegetables before dinner?
Explaining what happened to the nursing home while you're hungry.
My worst fear is being trapped in a lift with a man who is confident he can fix it.
Why are these jokes bad?
They're literally the worst jokes ever.
This joke here is the worst.
Which nut is the worst for your diet?
Donuts.
The toothbrush says, "I have the worst job in the whole world."
The toilet paper behind him says, "Yeah, right."
Toothbrush: I think I have the worst job ever.
Toilet paper: Ya, right.
The top worst thing for an orphan, and probably the most awkward one, is when they're having sex and the other person is calling them "mommy" or "daddy."
We thought that my mother died in the best way possible, during her sleep.
But when we did an autopsy on her, we saw she actually died in the worst way possible. During the autopsy.
What is the worst movie to watch at an orphanage? Batman.
What do you get when you mix a redneck and spicy food?
The worst shits you'll ever see!
What's the worst thing that can happen to schools?
Quiet kids.
Want to hear the worst joke ever? Then look in a mirror.
Bee Jokes:
"Hello."
"Oh, hello, Buzzy!"
"Why are ya calling me Buzzy this whole time?"
"Because you BEE BUZZing!" (Laughs)
"It's not funny! Jokes are the worst, although I hate those Bee Jokes!"
"Chillax bro. Don't BEE a hater of jokes, dude!" (Laughs)
"Aagh! You always had a choice, but I will sting ya face!"
"No! You BEE like pollen to make HONEY-moon." (Laughs)
"Stoooop!! I'm outta here, your worst fan."
"Fan?"
"Yes, your worst fan!"
"No! Fan!"
"What?! Aaaaaauuuuggghhhh!!!"
"Ohhh! Buzzy's looking BEE-wind!" (Laughs)