Q. What's worse than finding three dead AISH workers in a ditch? A. Finding one dead AISH worker in three ditches.
My mom asked, "Why are you so depressed? It could be worse. You could be Tracy Latimer."
I replied, "I wish I were Tracy Latimer because then someone would kill me."
What’s worse than banging your sister
Having to wear your dad’s wedding ring
I walked in on my dad fucking my little brother. I don't know what was worse: the fact that he was fucking my brother or the fact that the abortion clinic let my parents take the fetus home....
What’s worse than spiders on your piano crabs on your organ
What is worse than seeing your sibling drown? Getting the water bill
What’s worse than George Bush doing 9/11? Jeffrey Epstein doing nine Elevens.
What’s worse than ants in your pants?
Uncles
Wants worse than ants in you pants
Your uncle
Knock, knock. (Who’s there?) Roger. (Roger who?) Roger walks away, silently sobbing, having realized his mother’s Alzheimer’s is getting worse!
What’s worse than getting a job at McDonald’s? Not getting the job at McDonald’s.
Is there anything worse than when it's raining cats and dogs? Yes, hailing taxis.
My mom: Your life could be worse. You could be Tracy Latimer. Me: I wish I were Tracy Latimer then someone would kill me.
Roses are red, violets are blue, a face like your belongs in a place worse than a zoo
What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Half of if.🐛
What's worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Finding half a worm