Worse

Worse Jokes

Q. What's worse than finding three dead AISH workers in a ditch? A. Finding one dead AISH worker in three ditches.

My mom asked, "Why are you so depressed? It could be worse. You could be Tracy Latimer."

I replied, "I wish I were Tracy Latimer because then someone would kill me."

I walked in on my dad fucking my little brother. I don't know what was worse: the fact that he was fucking my brother or the fact that the abortion clinic let my parents take the fetus home....

Knock, knock. (Who’s there?) Roger. (Roger who?) Roger walks away, silently sobbing, having realized his mother’s Alzheimer’s is getting worse!

What’s worse than getting a job at McDonald’s? Not getting the job at McDonald’s.