Worse jokes
What is worse than ants in your pants? Michael Jackson.
Your hairline is so ugly it looks worse than your mom's.
Stories like Rudolph and Wonder show that different means worse.
Wayne Couzens, the police officer who killed Sarah Everard, has been complaining about receiving a whole life tariff for her murder...
I think he should count his blessings. He could have had it worse...
He could have married her!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, All the worse jokes come from you.
The police officer in London, who used fake Covid rules to arrest a young woman, drive her more than 50 miles out of London in a hire car, murder her, and do whatever to her, has appealed against his Whole Life tariff.
He should be relieved it was only that! Could've been worse... could've married her!
Your haircut is worse than James Charles picking a gender.
What is the only thing worse than being told you're adopted?
Still being in the orphanage at 13.
What’s worse than a girl getting a period?
A boy getting a period.
I saw this one quote: "The people who smile the most are covering the most pain." I think this is true, just not with everyone. As I am really depressed and act like myself with my friends, but with my parents and family, I force a smile so they don't worry more than they do.
I did a test for my therapy session to see what level of depression I had. It came back with severe, 22/24, but I asked her to tell my mum it came back as moderate, saying I would tell her that my depression got worse. She went along with it, but I haven't told my mum and I now make things sound like I aren't as messed up as I truly am to my therapist.
Yo hairline is so bad, it is worse than Vegeta's.
What's worse than dedicating your life to build back the towers? Doing it and getting terrorized for it...
Emo girls are bad, but what's worse? Cutting yourself.
A man died and went to heaven. Every time you cheat, you get a worse car.
The first man cheated 5 times; he got a Jeep. The second man cheated 3 times; he got a BMW. The third man never cheated; he got a Lamborghini.
The second man saw the third man sad. He said, "Why are you sad?" The third man said, "I saw my wife with a scooter."
How do you know if your sister's on her period?
Your dad's dick tastes funny.
What's worse than fingering your sister?
Finding your dad's wedding ring inside her.
What is worse than a baby spinning at a hundred miles per hour on a washing line?
Hitting it off with a cricket bat.
What's worse than waking up with a penis drawn on your face?
Finding out it was traced.
I was the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
What's worse than ten dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in ten trash cans...lol
You are so blind, even a spider can see better than you.