Worse

Worse Jokes

Insult

Calling you an idiot would be an insult to stupid people. You're much worse than that.

Run

What’s worse than running with scissors?

Scissoring with the runs!

Sister

What’s worse than banging your sister?

Having to wear your dad’s wedding ring.

Abortion

I walked in on my dad fucking my little brother. I don't know what was worse: the fact that he was fucking my brother, or the fact that the abortion clinic let my parents take the fetus home....

9/11

What’s worse than George Bush doing 9/11? Jeffrey Epstein doing nine Elevens.

Mother

Knock, knock.

(Who’s there?)

Roger.

(Roger who?)

Roger walks away, silently sobbing, having realized his mother’s Alzheimer’s is getting worse!

Job

What’s worse than getting a job at McDonald’s?

Not getting the job at McDonald’s.

Taxi

Is there anything worse than when it's raining cats and dogs? Yes, hailing taxis.

Life

My mom: Your life could be worse. You could be Tracy Latimer.

Me: I wish I were Tracy Latimer, then someone would kill me.

Face

Roses are red, violets are blue, a face like yours belongs in a place worse than a zoo.

Murder

Wayne Couzens, the police officer who killed Sarah Everard, has been complaining about receiving a whole life tariff for her murder...

I think he should count his blessings. He could have had it worse...

He could have married her!