Worse jokes
Louis Armstrong and Tork Poettschke go for a walk.
One says to the other, "My wife always says that icke is no worse than the other men."
"How many men does your wife have?"
If Donald Trump gets any worse, they'll have to replace Air Force One with a short bus.
Calling you an idiot would be an insult to stupid people. You're much worse than that.
What’s worse than running with scissors?
Scissoring with the runs!
What’s worse than spiders on your piano?
Craps on your organ.
What’s worse than banging your sister?
Having to wear your dad’s wedding ring.
I walked in on my dad fucking my little brother. I don't know what was worse: the fact that he was fucking my brother, or the fact that the abortion clinic let my parents take the fetus home....
What’s worse than spiders on your piano?
Crabs on your organ!
What is worse than seeing your sibling drown?
Getting the water bill.
What’s the hardest part about being a pedophile?
Fitting in.
What’s worse than George Bush doing 9/11? Jeffrey Epstein doing nine Elevens.
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Your uncle.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Roger.
(Roger who?)
Roger walks away, silently sobbing, having realized his mother’s Alzheimer’s is getting worse!
What’s worse than getting a job at McDonald’s?
Not getting the job at McDonald’s.
Is there anything worse than when it's raining cats and dogs? Yes, hailing taxis.
My mom: Your life could be worse. You could be Tracy Latimer.
Me: I wish I were Tracy Latimer, then someone would kill me.
Roses are red, violets are blue, a face like yours belongs in a place worse than a zoo.
What is worse than ants in your pants? Michael Jackson.
Your hairline is so ugly it looks worse than your mom's.
Stories like Rudolph and Wonder show that different means worse.