Worse jokes
Three men are outside Heaven's gates waiting to go through Heaven. The angel at the gate tells them, "Depending on the length of time and your faithfulness to your last partner decides your way across the bridge to Heaven."
The first guy says, "I was with my wife for 5 years and cheated 3 times." The angel gives him an old model pick up. The second guy says, "11 years and only once," and is granted a Mercedes.
The last man says, "20 years and not once. I loved her with all my heart," and with the angel impressed, he gets a gold edition Lamborghini and sets off ahead of the other two men. Hours later, the two men catch up to him crying behind the wheel and one says, "I know we are dead, but it could be much worse."
The guy looks up and says, "How! I just went past my wife on a skateboard!"
What’s worse than running with scissors?
Scissoring with the runs!
There's a truck full of babies. What's worse than that? One baby being alive. What's worse than that? That baby having to eat its way out. What's worse than that? That same baby coming back from seconds.
What's worse than dedicating your life to build back the towers? Doing it and getting terrorized for it...
You are so blind, even a spider can see better than you.
What’s worse than a girl getting a period?
A boy getting a period.
Wanna know what's worse than 5 babies in one dumpster?
1 baby in 5 dumpsters.....
Is there anything worse than when it's raining cats and dogs? Yes, hailing taxis.
My speech impediment has gotten so worse that I stutter when typing sentences.
Life is a bitch, and people make it worse.
This thing that I'm in ("am") is a forsaken curse (beta).
The only thing shittier than rapeboats rhymes are his jokes.
Wayne Couzens, the police officer who killed Sarah Everard, has been complaining about receiving a whole life tariff for her murder...
I think he should count his blessings. He could have had it worse...
He could have married her!
Since it started raining, all my wife has done is look sadly through the stupid window. If it gets any worse, I'll have to let her in.
What is worse: 10 babies stapled to 1 tree, or 1 baby stapled to ten trees?
What's worse, being loved or hated? 'Cause when you're loved you could be left alone or be betrayed, but when you're hated no one's there to leave you. What do you think?
Emo girls are bad, but what's worse? Cutting yourself.
What is worse than ants in your pants? Michael Jackson.
My mom: Your life could be worse. You could be Tracy Latimer.
Me: I wish I were Tracy Latimer, then someone would kill me.
What’s worse than Sally in one trash can?
Sally in 13 trash cans.
Calling you an idiot would be an insult to stupid people. You're much worse than that.