Sara's Mom was helping her prepare for her drivers test. Mom: Okay, any questions? Sara: Yes. I actally don't know what "yield " means Mom:Don't worry Hon. No one does.
what did the leper say to the prostitute? don't worry you can keep the tip.
Guys, there is no need to worry about anti-vaxxers, the more there are, the less there are.
Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says to the other "What do you think about that mad cow disease". The other replies "Well I don't have to worry about it. You're talking to a telephone pole.".
Teacher: Ok class, I'm going to ask a question about your family.
Alex: Miss, my Dad died in 9/11.
Teacher: OH NO, I'M SO SORRY!
Alex: Don't worry miss. It was only Dad and besides, he did what he wanted before he died.
Teacher: What was that?
Alex: Flew the plane.
This isn't a joke my dad went to the shops for some bread 16 years ago he still hasn't returned should I be worried yet? Or should I wait a year
What is similar about the feelings of a girl's birth daddy and her new pimp daddy?
They both worry about how she will turn out!
There was a kidnapping at school.
Don't worry, he woke up.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because the chicken had 4 chicks and a cheating hen who all sucked out all his money he got from his extremely boring job, and he finally got some peace for himself and was going to the local bar, which was on the other side of the road. He walked in the door, wings sagging, feathers catching on his claws. The bartender eyes him as he sits on a bar stool. "Chuck, how ya doin'? The missus doin' good?" "Just give me the hardest stuff you got. I'm done." This caught the bartender by surprise. "Chuck, come on, don't be sayin' that. Just look to the future and you'll be fine." "What future?" Chuck replied in a huff. "My wife and chicks are so goddamn pestering sometimes, you know? But if I leave, they'll all suffer, and I don't want that either. Oh, God, Phil, I don't know what to do." "You know, you've got a good heart for a rooster your age," Phil answered. "We need that in these parts. I'm tellin' ya, there will be more than what's happenin' right now, ya know, life's got all its gears turning for ya, and there's just a bit slow right now. The gears haven't been oiled in a while, but who's the only one who can fix that?" Chuck knew the answer. "Me." Phil returned with his drink. "McClucken's Whiskey, on the house." Chuck glanced at his glass. He held it up to the light. His face reflected in an aura around it, neither looking forward to the light and not backward, either. "No thanks, Phil," Chuck sighed, "But thanks anyways." He went to get up out of his chair. Phil called as he walked out the door, "Just remember to oil the gears every now and then, eh?" Chuck's comb flapped in a cool breeze brought in by the season. A bench was nearby, staring across to the other side. And he just sat there, sat there thinking. Cars blurred to a colorfully colorless nothingness as he thought in silence. He could see an open window in his mind, full of chickens: a sassy hen, two identical sportish chick; another, older than the two, and body bristling with blue comb-dye and the latest thing he watched online fresh on his Chickstagram page; finally, the first of the bunch, shy, bookish, with a secretly courageous soul. They all looked... worried, worried for the rooster who guided them, helped them grow, supported them... and all looking out of the window back at him. A single tear welled in Chuck's eye. The chicken walked back across the road to his family, to his friends, and to the life he was content with.
There's a plane going down over the desert with only 3 parachutes on board. There are four people onboard: the smartest man in the world, the best doctor in the world, an old priest, and a young nerd. The doctor says, "People need me for my medical skills," grabs the first parachute pack, and jumps. The smartest man in the world says, "People need me for my intelligence," grabs a pack, and jumps. The old priest says, "I have lived a long and happy life. You take the last chute." The nerd says, "Don't worry. There are enough chutes for the both of us. The smartest man in the world just grabbed my backpack."
Famous last words:
"Don't worry man, it's not even loaded."
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Sevenās been worried about six even since he left Afghanistan. Every time 6 closes his eyes, he sees the war and hears the gunshots. He sees the blood, the killing, the death, and soldiers falling. When he looks at seven, he remembers when they were forced to eat their own flesh to not starve in those caves. He sees the war and the flashbacks will come back forever, burned into his soul and mind.
roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in the zoo but don't you worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at you
Two cows are out grazing in the field. One cow says to the other cow, "Aren't you worried about this mad cow disease that's been going around?" The other cow replied, "Why would I be worried about mad cow disease? I'm a rabbit!"
Following your dreams is good.....especially since you wonāt have to worry about them putting any restraining orders against you.
A Boy asked his Dad : Ā« Why didnāt you make love with my mom daddy ? Ā» Dad : Ā« Because Iām gay Ā»
*Son started making out with his daddy and sucking his daddyās big peepee*
Son : Ā« W- Wait a minute.. So how did i exist if you didnāt make love with my mom if youāre not straight ? Ā» Dad : Ā« Because you are not real and i didnāt even have a wife Ā»
The Son Waked Up from his horrible nightmare And He looked so scared, he did leave his bed to check out his dad but he didnāt find his dad, until his dad entered the house and he said to his son : Ā« Why you did look so worried Iām just bringing some food for breakfast Ā» Son : Ā« Well but why your hands is full of cum ( Ķ”Ā° ĶŹ Ķ”Ā°) Ā» Dad : Ā« Because i did it with you last night i did you forgot .. Ā» Son : Ā« But it was a nightmare .. Ā»
*Dad turns into a monster*
Dad : Ā« Iām your nightmare Ā»
The Son waked up and he seemed too scared and he found himself beside his dad torturing him after he discovered heās gay.
The Son with himself: Ā« Wake up b*tch wake up b*tch !!!!!! Ā»
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Did you walk up Stephen Hawkins drive
Donāt worry he didnāt either
God: ok so I created adults. And I created how they are supposed to look like from being born to preteen. Satan:(slides in) Iāll take over for you pops. God: I dunno....this is very delicate work. Just one wrong thing can ruin the system. Satan: donāt worry your beard off! (Pats his back) Iāll just do the ages from 12 to 18! God: Hmm...Iām still not-(Gets a call on his phone) shoot I got to take this. (Answers call) donāt touch anything Lucifer! (Walks away) Satan:.......(just touches lightly and alarms start blaring. He squeaks and runs away) God:(rushes in) WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO?!?! God:(tries fixing problems. Only gets alarms off) fuck me........ God:....(sighs) fine itāll stay. Weāll just call it....puberty
Donāt worry if you have a stroke
Youāll be all right
Have you ever had Ethiopian food?
Don't worry nether have they.
