World jokes
Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.
What is the world's strongest material?
The tree that Paul Walker hit.
The Earth used to be flat until they buried yo mama.
Blind people driving on the highway would be the world's biggest, and shortest game of bumper cars!
How can a man make the world safer?
By having the chop.
Why is American bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
My dick was in the book of world records.
But then the librarian asked me to take it out.
What is the smallest skyscraper in the world? The World Trade Centre.
When your mama went to Sea World, the whales started singing, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"
You are the reason why child abortion still exists in the world.
Yo mama so fat that when she landed on the moon, instead of saying "One small step for man kind," she said, "One small step for world domination!"
Hey, I’m George, and this is how to figure out if someone is a psychopath.
Go into someone’s search history, and find “Cuphead ship fanfic”.
Hey George, why do you have Russia x America countryhumans?
What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?
Because unlike the Twin Towers, it can dodge!
An eye for an eye will make the whole world blind...
...but it will allow ugly people to get laid.
German XP farms: Train carrying chained guys.
American XP farms: Walking up to a school with a gun.
African XP farms: Cotton field.
When creating the world, Jesus made the water salty. A person comes up to the water, drinks it, and says: "Why are you so salty?"
Use the roast I put of flat earth.
I refuse to go bungee jumping. I was brought into this world from broken plastic, and I REFUSE to die the same way.
What is something you can’t say in a superhero movie?
“Is it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.”