World jokes
Blind people driving on the highway would be the world's biggest, and shortest game of bumper cars!
How can a man make the world safer?
By having the chop.
Why is American bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
My dick was in the book of world records.
But then the librarian asked me to take it out.
What is the smallest skyscraper in the world? The World Trade Centre.
When your mama went to Sea World, the whales started singing, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"
You are the reason why child abortion still exists in the world.
Yo mama so fat that when she landed on the moon, instead of saying "One small step for man kind," she said, "One small step for world domination!"
Hey, I’m George, and this is how to figure out if someone is a psychopath.
Go into someone’s search history, and find “Cuphead ship fanfic”.
Hey George, why do you have Russia x America countryhumans?
What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?
Because unlike the Twin Towers, it can dodge!
An eye for an eye will make the whole world blind...
...but it will allow ugly people to get laid.
When creating the world, Jesus made the water salty. A person comes up to the water, drinks it, and says: "Why are you so salty?"
Use the roast I put of flat earth.
I refuse to go bungee jumping. I was brought into this world from broken plastic, and I REFUSE to die the same way.
What is something you can’t say in a superhero movie?
“Is it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.”
What’s positive in Africa?
HIV/AIDS.
A husband and wife at custody court. The judge looks sternly at the ex-wife.
Judge: "Why do you think you deserve custody of the child?"
Ex-wife: "I brought him into this world, so I should have custody of him."
Judge: "That is a simple yet good reason."
Then the judge looks toward the ex-husband.
Judge: "Why do you think you deserve custody of the child, sir?"
The ex-husband thought long and hard about his response. After a brief moment of silence, he replies, "If I put money into a Pepsi machine and a Pepsi comes out, is it mine or the machine's?"
Yo momma's so fat, when she gets an abortion, she can feed the entire country of Africa leftovers.
Like if you think Joel was a hero for saving Ellie instead of saving the world.