World jokes
What two fights can Africa never win?
A food fight and a water fight.
Have you heard of the current event in Africa?
It’s known as the Hunger Games.
Where do fruits go on vacation?
"Pear-is!"
What's the square root of 2001?
9/11
"Did you hear about the worst zoo in the world? It only had one dog in it. It was a Shih Tzu."
What would the world be like without women?
A pain in the ass.
What's it like to have the best daughter in the world? You'll have to ask grandma!
How do you make the world’s greatest Harlem Shake?
Throw a flashbang into a room full of epileptics.
Yo mama is so fat that her belt size is the equator.
9/11 wasn’t the date, it was the score.
Why do people hate jokes about the World Trade Center?
Because it's an easy target.
Yo mama so fat, when she went up the elevator, the World Trade Center collapsed.
What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the World Trade Center? Partly cloudy with scattered passengers!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hitler blew an 11 country lead, During World War 2.
if you play minecraft: your dog is still waiting for you in the world you made along time ago.
Joke: Genders are much like the twin towers. They used to be two, but now it's a sensitive subject.
Chuck Norris heard that nothing in the world could kill him.
So he tracked down nothing in the world and killed it.
The man fired from the World Trade Center on September 10.
That is just plain wrong.
What’s the easiest way to dig a hole to China?
Through my arm.
My pp was in the Guinness World Record book.
The librarian then asked me to take it out.