World Trade Center jokes
Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.
The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got too violent, and now their sister (World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption, and the planes were given back to their owners.
9/11 jokes aren’t funny.
They always crash and burn.
What was the last pizza order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims of course, they went through 89 stories in only 5 minutes!
Even the World Trade Center underwent a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
Genders are a lot like the Twin Towers.
There used to be two, but now it’s just a sensitive topic.
What did Spiderman say on September 11th, 2001?
"Look out, Here comes the Spiderman!"
Why is America so bad at playing chess?
They lost two towers.
What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?
They both fall in September.
Why was 10 scared? Because 9/11.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
911.
911 who?
You said you would never forget.
You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 🤔
The twins ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.
How do terrorists feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane... and then the second!"
What did the World Trade Center order from Domino's Pizza?
They ordered two large planes.
Did you know the food that was on the plane?
It was the bomb.
Who are the fastest readers ever? 9/11 victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
Why can't New Yorkers play chess?
Because they lost their towers.