World Trade Center jokes
The twin towers ordered a pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.
The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got too violent, and now their sister (World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption, and the planes were given back to their owners.
9/11 jokes aren’t funny.
They always crash and burn.
What was the last pizza order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims of course, they went through 89 stories in only 5 minutes!
Why is America so bad at playing chess?
They lost two towers.
I'd make you fall harder than the South Tower.
What did Spiderman say on September 11th, 2001?
"Look out, Here comes the Spiderman!"
Why was 10 scared? Because 9/11.
What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?
They both fall in September.
Even the World Trade Center underwent a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
Genders are a lot like the Twin Towers.
There used to be two, but now it’s just a sensitive topic.
Did you know the food that was on the plane?
It was the bomb.
Who are the fastest readers ever? 9/11 victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
Why can't New Yorkers play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
How do terrorists feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane... and then the second!"
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
"What's the wifi password?"
"121i362"
"It's not working."
"What wifi are you trying to connect to?"
"The United Airline."
"We're in the World Trade Center, though."
Me: Which WiFi are we on?
Coworker: Should be floor 89.
Me: What about flight 104?
Coworker: Oh crap!
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni, and they only got plane.