World Trade Center jokes
The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got too violent, and now their sister (World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption, and the planes were given back to their owners.
What was the last pizza order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims of course, they went through 89 stories in only 5 minutes!
Why was 10 scared? Because 9/11.
What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?
They both fall in September.
Memes
Even the World Trade Center underwent a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
Genders are a lot like the Twin Towers.
There used to be two, but now it’s just a sensitive topic.
What did the World Trade Center order from Domino's Pizza?
They ordered two large planes.
Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni, and they only got plane.
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
"What's the wifi password?"
"121i362"
"It's not working."
"What wifi are you trying to connect to?"
"The United Airline."
"We're in the World Trade Center, though."
The twins ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 🤔
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
911.
911 who?
You said you would never forget.
Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.
Me: Which WiFi are we on?
Coworker: Should be floor 89.
Me: What about flight 104?
Coworker: Oh crap!
How do terrorists feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second one."
Who are the fastest readers ever? 9/11 victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
Did you know the food that was on the plane?
It was the bomb.