Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims of course, they went through 89 stories in only 5 minutes!
What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?
They both fall in September.
Even the World Trade Center underwent a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
Genders are a lot like the Twin Towers.
There used to be two, but now it’s just a sensitive topic.
Why was 10 scared? Because 9/11.
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
The twins ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 🤔
"What's the wifi password?"
"121i362"
"It's not working."
"What wifi are you trying to connect to?"
"The United Airline."
"We're in the World Trade Center, though."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
911.
911 who?
You said you would never forget.
Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.
Me: Which WiFi are we on?
Coworker: Should be floor 89.
Me: What about flight 104?
Coworker: Oh crap!
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni, and they only got plane.
What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You stop milking a cow after 15 years.
It was September 10, 2001, when I stayed up watching TV shows.
I woke up late for work at The World Trade Center, but it was burning. I said out loud, "I was late! I'm happy I was late to work! I mean... I could've di-" I was then beaten and bruised by the emergency services.
9/11.
What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes!
Read the name.
Joke: It felt good going through those Twin Towers!
Why do people hate jokes about the World Trade Center?
Because it's an easy target.
When you are chilling in the World Trade Center, and then you suddenly get airplane WiFi.
