World Trade Center jokes
The Twin Towers are just like genders.
There used to be two, but now it's a sensitive topic.
It was September 10, 2001, when I stayed up watching TV shows.
I woke up late for work at The World Trade Center, but it was burning. I said out loud, "I was late! I'm happy I was late to work! I mean... I could've di-" I was then beaten and bruised by the emergency services.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni, and they only got plane.
What is Osama bin Laden and his al-Qaeda organization's favorite song?
It's raining planes! Hallelujah!
What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?
They both fall in September.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims of course, they went through 89 stories in only 5 minutes!
What did Spiderman say on September 11th, 2001?
"Look out, Here comes the Spiderman!"
Read the name.
Joke: It felt good going through those Twin Towers!
Victims of 9/11 are the fastest readers. They went through 94 stories in seconds.
It isn't funny to joke about 9/11. The jokes tend to crash and burn.
I'd make you fall harder than the South Tower.
You're so ugly that even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
They lost 2 towers.
Joke 1) 9/11 was such a tragedy... Two drunk people drove a plane into a building.
Joke 2) If 6-2=4, why are there no more towers?
Joke 3) Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.
What was racing through people's minds during 9/11?
Probably a plane. (:
The only thing brighter than my future is the fire on the World Trade Center.
Why is America so bad at playing chess?
They lost two towers.
9/11.
The man fired from the World Trade Center on September 10.
That is just plain wrong.
Why can't Americans play chess?
They lost two towers.