World Trade Center jokes
The twin towers ordered a pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.
9/11 jokes aren’t funny.
They always crash and burn.
The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got too violent, and now their sister (World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption, and the planes were given back to their owners.
What was the last pizza order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims of course, they went through 89 stories in only 5 minutes!
What did Spiderman say on September 11th, 2001?
"Look out, Here comes the Spiderman!"
Why is America so bad at playing chess?
They lost two towers.
Even the World Trade Center underwent a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
Why was 10 scared? Because 9/11.
What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?
They both fall in September.
Genders are a lot like the Twin Towers.
There used to be two, but now it’s just a sensitive topic.
How do terrorists feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane... and then the second!"
What did the World Trade Center order from Domino's Pizza?
They ordered two large planes.
Did you know the food that was on the plane?
It was the bomb.
Who are the fastest readers ever? 9/11 victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
Why can't New Yorkers play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
Me: Which WiFi are we on?
Coworker: Should be floor 89.
Me: What about flight 104?
Coworker: Oh crap!
The twins ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 🤔
"What's the wifi password?"
"121i362"
"It's not working."
"What wifi are you trying to connect to?"
"The United Airline."
"We're in the World Trade Center, though."