World Trade Center jokes
It’s a bird.
It’s a plane.
Oh, shit it is a plane!
Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school.
“Dad, I got an F in Geography class!”
“Why is that?”
“The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building.’”
Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”
When you are chilling in the World Trade Center, and then you suddenly get airplane WiFi.
What is Osama bin Laden and his al-Qaeda organization's favorite song?
It's raining planes! Hallelujah!
"What's the wifi password?"
"121i362"
"It's not working."
"What wifi are you trying to connect to?"
"The United Airline."
"We're in the World Trade Center, though."
How do terrorists feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second one."
Victims of 9/11 are the fastest readers. They went through 94 stories in seconds.
Why did the Twin Towers get mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.
What’s the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?
McDonald's has a drive through. Twin Towers has a fly through.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims of course, they went through 89 stories in only 5 minutes!
Joke 1) 9/11 was such a tragedy... Two drunk people drove a plane into a building.
Joke 2) If 6-2=4, why are there no more towers?
Joke 3) Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.
Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.
It was September 10, 2001, when I stayed up watching TV shows.
I woke up late for work at The World Trade Center, but it was burning. I said out loud, "I was late! I'm happy I was late to work! I mean... I could've di-" I was then beaten and bruised by the emergency services.
What did Osama give the Windows on the World restaurant in the WTC as a rating when he ate it? A 9/11!
What did the World Trade Center order from Domino's Pizza?
They ordered two large planes.
Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.
The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got too violent, and now their sister (World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption, and the planes were given back to their owners.
What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.
The towers ordered pepperoni but got plane.
What do Philippe Petit and New York citizens have in common?
They both walk(ed) over the Twin Towers.