World Trade Center jokes
What was the last pizza order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims of course, they went through 89 stories in only 5 minutes!
What did Spiderman say on September 11th, 2001?
"Look out, Here comes the Spiderman!"
I'd make you fall harder than the South Tower.
Why was 10 scared? Because 9/11.
Memes
Why is America so bad at playing chess?
They lost two towers.
What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?
They both fall in September.
Even the World Trade Center underwent a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
Genders are a lot like the Twin Towers.
There used to be two, but now it’s just a sensitive topic.
Next person that says 67, I am gonna yell "9/11" and sweep their feet.
Me: Which WiFi are we on?
Coworker: Should be floor 89.
Me: What about flight 104?
Coworker: Oh crap!
What did the World Trade Center order from Domino's Pizza?
They ordered two large planes.
Did you know the food that was on the plane?
It was the bomb.
Who are the fastest readers ever? 9/11 victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
How do terrorists feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second one."
Why can't New Yorkers play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni, and they only got plane.
How do terrorists feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane... and then the second!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
911.
911 who?
You said you would never forget.
Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.