Why do Americans suck at chess?.......... They already lost two towers.
"Hello, this is your captain speaking. We are flying at a level of 89 feet. If you look out of your window on the left, you will see the World Trade Center."
Victims of 9/11 are the fastest readers. They went through 94 stories in seconds.
What do the twin towers and genders have in common? They used to be two, but now they're a sensitive subject.
I was just chilling in the World Trade Center and got airplane wifi.
Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school.
“Dad, I got an F in Geography class!”
“Why is that?”
“The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building.’”
Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”
God, my dad got so pissed during 9/11.
All that work wasted.
Twin Tower jokes are just plane.
You're so ugly that even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.
I didn't get the joke at first, then it hit me like a plane.
"Another one bites the dust."
What do you call sex in the World Trade Center?
An inside job.
When they said Titanic was "unsinkable," then they said, "The World Trade Centers was uncollapsible."
The Twin Towers are just like genders, There used to be two but now it's a sensitive topic
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.
The view is so much better without those twins covering the city.
Well, that was a blow up!
The terrorists lost their landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closest building because religion.
So I was just chilling in the World Trade Center, and I got airplane Wi-Fi. I fonder why....
What do Philippe Petit and New York citizens have in common?
They both walk(ed) over the Twin Towers.
For 9/11, I decided to bomb my twins.
