World Trade Center jokes
Next person that says 67, I am gonna yell "9/11" and sweep their feet.
Where do you think all the orphans went?
In the World Trade Center, I trapped them in so they can finally get to their parents.
The view is so much better without those twins covering the city.
Well, that was a blow up!
Why do people hate jokes about the World Trade Center?
Because it's an easy target.
What do Philippe Petit and New York citizens have in common?
They both walk(ed) over the Twin Towers.
Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims: they went through a hundred stories in 10 seconds.
Tonight, on Top Gear!
James May dives a bus full of kids off a mountain!
Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany!
And I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!
What was the last pizza order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes.
Why did the Twin Towers get mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
They can go through 100 floors in 7 seconds.
Twin Tower jokes are just plane.
God, my dad got so pissed during 9/11.
All that work wasted.
How does Osama feed his child? "Here comes the airplane, here comes another one."
The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got too violent, and now their sister (World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption, and the planes were given back to their owners.
"Another one bites the dust."
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni, and they only got plane.
What’s the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?
McDonald's has a drive through. Twin Towers has a fly through.
The towers ordered pepperoni but got plane.
I didn't get the joke at first, then it hit me like a plane.