World Trade Center jokes
The only thing brighter than my future is the fire on the World Trade Center.
Why do Americans suck at chess?.......... They already lost two towers.
I was just chilling in the World Trade Center and got airplane wifi.
"Hello, this is your captain speaking. We are flying at a level of 89 feet. If you look out of your window on the left, you will see the World Trade Center."
Victims of 9/11 are the fastest readers. They went through 94 stories in seconds.
Arabians go weeeeee
Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school.
“Dad, I got an F in Geography class!”
“Why is that?”
“The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building.’”
Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”
How does Osama feed his child? "Here comes the airplane, here comes another one."
You're so ugly that even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.
Twin Tower jokes are just plane.
God, my dad got so pissed during 9/11.
All that work wasted.
I didn't get the joke at first, then it hit me like a plane.
"Another one bites the dust."
What do you call sex in the World Trade Center?
An inside job.
Why can't Americans play chess?
They lost two towers.
What do you call a tall terrorist?
Osama Bin Laden.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims: they went through a hundred stories in 10 seconds.
What did Osama give the Windows on the World restaurant in the WTC as a rating when he ate it? A 9/11!
When they said Titanic was "unsinkable," then they said, "The World Trade Centers was uncollapsible."
The towers ordered pepperoni but got plane.
The Twin Towers are just like genders.
There used to be two, but now it's a sensitive topic.