World Trade Center jokes
What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?
Osama Bin Laden.
They say there is strength in numbers. Tell that to the people in the World Trade Center.
So I was just chilling in the World Trade Center, and I got airplane Wi-Fi. I wonder why....
I hit on the Twin Towers. They were hot.
Tonight, on Top Gear!
James May dives a bus full of kids off a mountain!
Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany!
And I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!
Why did the Twin Towers get mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.
Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: 9/11 victims. They went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
The Twin Towers were mad at each other, so they all just started launching planes at themselves.
Who are the fastest readers ever? 9/11 victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
What is Osama bin Laden and his al-Qaeda organization's favorite song?
It's raining planes! Hallelujah!
What’s the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?
McDonald's has a drive through. Twin Towers has a fly through.
Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
911.
911 who?
You said you would never forget.
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
People have been killed.
People have been killed who?
The 9/11 victims.
Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.
When they said Titanic was "unsinkable," then they said, "The World Trade Centers was uncollapsible."
Victims of 9/11 are the fastest readers. They went through 94 stories in seconds.
What do you call a tall terrorist?
Osama Bin Laden.
What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.