World Trade Center jokes
Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.
The people in the World Trade Center ordered two pepperoni, but got two planes.
What’s the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?
McDonald's has a drive through. Twin Towers has a fly through.
What is Osama bin Laden and his al-Qaeda organization's favorite song?
It's raining planes! Hallelujah!
Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.
What does WTC stand for?
"What Trade Centre?"
Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.
Tonight, on Top Gear!
James May dives a bus full of kids off a mountain!
Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany!
And I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!
What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.
What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?
Osama Bin Laden.
So I was just chilling in the World Trade Center, and I got airplane Wi-Fi. I wonder why....
I hit on the Twin Towers. They were hot.
Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: 9/11 victims. They went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
Victims of 9/11 are the fastest readers. They went through 94 stories in seconds.
Why can't New Yorkers play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
It was September 10, 2001, when I stayed up watching TV shows.
I woke up late for work at The World Trade Center, but it was burning. I said out loud, "I was late! I'm happy I was late to work! I mean... I could've di-" I was then beaten and bruised by the emergency services.
Me: Which WiFi are we on?
Coworker: Should be floor 89.
Me: What about flight 104?
Coworker: Oh crap!
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims of course, they went through 89 stories in only 5 minutes!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
People have been killed.
People have been killed who?
The 9/11 victims.
Who are the fastest readers ever? 9/11 victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.