World Trade Center jokes
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims of course, they went through 89 stories in only 5 minutes!
It was September 10, 2001, when I stayed up watching TV shows.
I woke up late for work at The World Trade Center, but it was burning. I said out loud, "I was late! I'm happy I was late to work! I mean... I could've di-" I was then beaten and bruised by the emergency services.
What was racing through people's minds during 9/11?
Probably a plane. (:
The towers ordered pepperoni but got plane.
What do you call sex in the World Trade Center?
An inside job.
Why can't New Yorkers play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
Me: Which WiFi are we on?
Coworker: Should be floor 89.
Me: What about flight 104?
Coworker: Oh crap!
Why is America so bad at playing chess?
They lost two towers.
Joke 1) 9/11 was such a tragedy... Two drunk people drove a plane into a building.
Joke 2) If 6-2=4, why are there no more towers?
Joke 3) Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.
The terrorists lost their landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closest building because religion.
You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 🤔
"Another one bites the dust."
When you are chilling in the World Trade Center, and then you suddenly get airplane WiFi.
What's the Twin Towers' favorite Minecraft biome?
A plains biome.
The view is so much better without those twins covering the city.
Well, that was a blow up!
9/11 jokes aren’t funny. They always crash and burn.
Why can't Americans play chess?
They lost two towers.
What did Spiderman say on September 11th, 2001?
"Look out, Here comes the Spiderman!"
"Hello, this is your captain speaking. We are flying at a level of 89 feet. If you look out of your window on the left, you will see the World Trade Center."
Doctor: What makes you feel depressed?
Me: I used to work at the World Trade Center, before the plane hit.
Doctor: A lot of people fell to pieces after that.