World Trade Center jokes
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.
What’s the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?
McDonald's has a drive through. Twin Towers has a fly through.
The view is so much better without those twins covering the city.
Well, that was a blow up!
The terrorists lost their landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closest building because religion.
What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?
Osama Bin Laden.
For 9/11, I decided to bomb my twins.
Q: What did the kid on the airplane say?
A: "Those are two nice towers right there."
What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.
What do Philippe Petit and New York citizens have in common?
They both walk(ed) over the Twin Towers.
What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the World Trade Center? Partly cloudy with scattered passengers!
How do terrorists feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second one."
So I was just chilling in the World Trade Center, and I got airplane Wi-Fi. I wonder why....
What does WTC stand for?
"What Trade Centre?"
Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: 9/11 victims. They went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
It’s a bird.
It’s a plane.
Oh, shit it is a plane!
Why did the Twin Towers get mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.
The twin towers ordered a pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.
Next person that says 67, I am gonna yell "9/11" and sweep their feet.
The man fired from the World Trade Center on September 10.
That is just plain wrong.
I hit on the Twin Towers. They were hot.