The view is so much better without those twins covering the city.
Well, that was a blow up!
The terrorists lost their landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closest building because religion.
Q: What did the kid on the airplane say?
A: "Those are two nice towers right there."
What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.
What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?
Osama Bin Laden.
For 9/11, I decided to bomb my twins.
What do Philippe Petit and New York citizens have in common?
They both walk(ed) over the Twin Towers.
What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the World Trade Center? Partly cloudy with scattered passengers!
So I was just chilling in the World Trade Center, and I got airplane Wi-Fi. I wonder why....
What does WTC stand for?
"What Trade Centre?"
Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: 9/11 victims. They went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
Why did the Twin Towers get mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.
It’s a bird.
It’s a plane.
Oh, shit it is a plane!
The twin towers ordered a pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.
Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.
The man fired from the World Trade Center on September 10.
That is just plain wrong.
I hit on the Twin Towers. They were hot.
The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got too violent, and now their sister (World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption, and the planes were given back to their owners.
9/11 jokes aren’t funny.
They always crash and burn.
What was the last pizza order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes.
