Q: What did the kid on the airplane say?
A: "Those are two nice towers right there."
What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.
What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the World Trade Center? Partly cloudy with scattered passengers!
What does WTC stand for?
"What Trade Centre?"
It’s a bird.
It’s a plane.
Oh, shit it is a plane!
I hit on the Twin Towers. They were hot.
Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.
The man fired from the World Trade Center on September 10.
That is just plain wrong.
The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got to violent and now their sister(World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption and the planes were given back to their owners.
9/11 jokes aren’t funny.
They always crash and burn.
What was the last pizza order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes.
What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center? They both fall I'm September.
even the world trade center underwent a better upgrade than your ugly ass
Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.
"What's the wifi password?"
"121i362"
"It's not working."
"What wifi are you trying to connect to?"
"The United Airline."
"We're in the World Trade Center, though."
You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 🤔
Me: Which WiFi are we on?
Coworker: Should be floor 89.
Me: What about flight 104?
Coworker: Oh crap!
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You stop milking a cow after 15 years.
It was September 10, 2001, when I stayed up watching TV shows.
I woke up late for work at The World Trade Center, but it was burning. I said out loud, "I was late! I'm happy I was late to work! I mean... I could've di-" I was then beaten and bruised by the emergency services.
