World Trade Center jokes
What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the World Trade Center? Partly cloudy with scattered passengers!
"Another one bites the dust."
Why was 10 traumatized?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.
Why is the USA so bad at chess?
Because they already lost two towers.
"What's the wifi password?"
"121i362"
"It's not working."
"What wifi are you trying to connect to?"
"The United Airline."
"We're in the World Trade Center, though."
The towers ordered pepperoni but got plane.
Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.
Genders are a lot like the Twin Towers.
There used to be two, but now it’s just a sensitive topic.
Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school.
“Dad, I got an F in Geography class!”
“Why is that?”
“The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building.’”
Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”
Why did the Twin Towers get mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.
How do terrorists feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane... and then the second!"
What’s the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?
McDonald's has a drive through. Twin Towers has a fly through.
What's the Twin Towers' favorite Minecraft biome?
A plains biome.
Why are USA people bad at Clash Royale?
They lost two towers.
For 9/11, I decided to bomb my twins.
Q: What did the kid on the airplane say?
A: "Those are two nice towers right there."
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
They can go through 100 floors in 7 seconds.
WOW! I CAN SEE THE TWIN TOWERS FROM HERE.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni, and they only got plane.