The people in the World Trade Center ordered two pepperoni, but got two planes.
World Trade Center Jokes
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
They can go through 100 floors in 7 seconds.
What is Osama bin Laden and his al-Qaeda organization's favorite song?
It's raining planes! Hallelujah!
It isn't funny to joke about 9/11. The jokes tend to crash and burn.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
People have been killed.
People have been killed who?
The 9/11 victims.
Joke 1) 9/11 was such a tragedy... Two drunk people drove a plane into a building.
Joke 2) If 6-2=4, why are there no more towers?
Joke 3) Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.