World Trade Center jokes
The twins ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 馃
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
911.
911 who?
You said you would never forget.
Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.
What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You stop milking a cow after 15 years.
MR BEEEEEEEAAAAAAASSSSSSSSTTTTT
It was September 10, 2001, when I stayed up watching TV shows.
I woke up late for work at The World Trade Center, but it was burning. I said out loud, "I was late! I'm happy I was late to work! I mean... I could've di-" I was then beaten and bruised by the emergency services.
WOW! I CAN SEE THE TWIN TOWERS FROM HERE.
9/11.
I'd make you fall harder than the South Tower.
What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes!
Why do people hate jokes about the World Trade Center?
Because it's an easy target.
Read the name.
Joke: It felt good going through those Twin Towers!
What was racing through people's minds during 9/11?
Probably a plane. (:
The Twin Towers were mad at each other, so they all just started launching planes at themselves.
Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
They can go through 100 floors in 7 seconds.
When you are chilling in the World Trade Center, and then you suddenly get airplane WiFi.
The people in the World Trade Center ordered two pepperoni, but got two planes.
What is Osama bin Laden and his al-Qaeda organization's favorite song?
It's raining planes! Hallelujah!
It isn't funny to joke about 9/11. The jokes tend to crash and burn.