World Trade Center jokes
Why is the USA bad at Clash Royale? 'Cause they already lost two towers.
What did the World Trade Center order from Domino's Pizza?
They ordered two large planes.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
They lost 2 towers.
Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.
Next person that says 67, I am gonna yell "9/11" and sweep their feet.
To honor the new Spider-Man movie!
Why do people hate jokes about the World Trade Center?
Because it's an easy target.
What do Philippe Petit and New York citizens have in common?
They both walk(ed) over the Twin Towers.
How do terrorists feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane... and then the second!"
The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got too violent, and now their sister (World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption, and the planes were given back to their owners.
Q: What did the kid on the airplane say?
A: "Those are two nice towers right there."
WOW! I CAN SEE THE TWIN TOWERS FROM HERE.
For 9/11, I decided to bomb my twins.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.
What did Osama give the Windows on the World restaurant in the WTC as a rating when he ate it? A 9/11!
Genders are a lot like the Twin Towers.
There used to be two, but now it’s just a sensitive topic.
The twins ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
I was just chilling in the World Trade Center and got airplane wifi.
How do terrorists feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second one."
It’s a bird.
It’s a plane.
Oh, shit it is a plane!
Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school.
“Dad, I got an F in Geography class!”
“Why is that?”
“The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building.’”
Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”