World Trade Center jokes
Me: Which WiFi are we on?
Coworker: Should be floor 89.
Me: What about flight 104?
Coworker: Oh crap!
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni, and they only got plane.
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
"What's the wifi password?"
"121i362"
"It's not working."
"What wifi are you trying to connect to?"
"The United Airline."
"We're in the World Trade Center, though."
What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You stop milking a cow after 15 years.
MR BEEEEEEEAAAAAAASSSSSSSSTTTTT
It was September 10, 2001, when I stayed up watching TV shows.
I woke up late for work at The World Trade Center, but it was burning. I said out loud, "I was late! I'm happy I was late to work! I mean... I could've di-" I was then beaten and bruised by the emergency services.
WOW! I CAN SEE THE TWIN TOWERS FROM HERE.
9/11.
What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes!
I'd make you fall harder than the South Tower.
Why do people hate jokes about the World Trade Center?
Because it's an easy target.
Read the name.
Joke: It felt good going through those Twin Towers!
When you are chilling in the World Trade Center, and then you suddenly get airplane WiFi.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
They can go through 100 floors in 7 seconds.
The people in the World Trade Center ordered two pepperoni, but got two planes.
What was racing through people's minds during 9/11?
Probably a plane. (:
Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.
The Twin Towers were mad at each other, so they all just started launching planes at themselves.
What is Osama bin Laden and his al-Qaeda organization's favorite song?
It's raining planes! Hallelujah!
It isn't funny to joke about 9/11. The jokes tend to crash and burn.