World Trade Center jokes
What did Spiderman say on September 11th, 2001?
"Look out, Here comes the Spiderman!"
They say there is strength in numbers. Tell that to the people in the World Trade Center.
Me: Which WiFi are we on?
Coworker: Should be floor 89.
Me: What about flight 104?
Coworker: Oh crap!
Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school.
“Dad, I got an F in Geography class!”
“Why is that?”
“The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building.’”
Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”
Why do people hate jokes about the World Trade Center?
Because it's an easy target.
Why was 10 traumatized?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Yo mama so fat, when she went up the elevator, the World Trade Center collapsed.
What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the World Trade Center? Partly cloudy with scattered passengers!
The man fired from the World Trade Center on September 10.
That is just plain wrong.
Why can't Americans play chess?
They lost two towers.
So I was just chilling in the World Trade Center, and I got airplane Wi-Fi. I wonder why....
Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.
What do you call a tall terrorist?
Osama Bin Laden.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni, and they only got plane.
What does WTC stand for?
"What Trade Centre?"
Why was 10 scared? Because 9/11.
I hit on the Twin Towers. They were hot.
What is something you can’t say in a superhero movie?
“Is it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.”
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?
They both fall in September.