World Trade Center jokes
What did Osama give the Windows on the World restaurant in the WTC as a rating when he ate it? A 9/11!
What was racing through people's minds during 9/11?
Probably a plane. (:
How do terrorists feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane... and then the second!"
Next person that says 67, I am gonna yell "9/11" and sweep their feet.
I'd make you fall harder than the South Tower.
Why is America so bad at playing chess?
They lost two towers.
WOW! I CAN SEE THE TWIN TOWERS FROM HERE.
The Twin Towers were mad at each other, so they all just started launching planes at themselves.
Why can't New Yorkers play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
How do terrorists feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second one."
Who are the fastest readers ever? 9/11 victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
Did you know the food that was on the plane?
It was the bomb.
How does Osama feed his child? "Here comes the airplane, here comes another one."
What did the World Trade Center order from Domino's Pizza?
They ordered two large planes.
Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.
What did Spiderman say on September 11th, 2001?
"Look out, Here comes the Spiderman!"
They say there is strength in numbers. Tell that to the people in the World Trade Center.
Me: Which WiFi are we on?
Coworker: Should be floor 89.
Me: What about flight 104?
Coworker: Oh crap!
Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school.
“Dad, I got an F in Geography class!”
“Why is that?”
“The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building.’”
Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”
Why do people hate jokes about the World Trade Center?
Because it's an easy target.