Work Jokes

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What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower? Unemployed

Why are people so worked up about 9/11, they were just playing jenga

kid: Dad wear do u work dad: I.C.U.P kid:HAHAHAH!!!! SEE YOU PEE

I tried to search stuff about 9/11 for a research project but it didn’t work... I guess the site crashed

Why's being an electrician the easiest job in the world? It's literally light work

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my step-dad works at a lumberjack company and he took me to work, I went climbing trees later that day and now I'm in the hospital

why does the military pick orphans as fighter pilots?

Because homing missiles don't work on them.

wen you are stresing from home work just do some skatbording and kick but.

Roses are red violets are blue I see you I see you you would have to work out

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If your parachute doesn't work, don't worry. You have the rest of your life to figure it out.

I wanted to hire a butler for my new mansion in downtown LA. As he arrived, he introduced himself and I discovered it was Ghostionel Pessi. I asked him why is he working as a butler? He told me that “ a big game is coming up so he needs to refine his bottleling skills. DAMN PESSI

I was talking to a muslem yesterday, And he asked me what it's like to be blind. I happened to tell him about 20 jokes, in fact I was working on my twentieth. So I answered with "At least I don't have to screw in light bulbs. It 's not like I need the damn things anyway.

So a mom went to her kid and said "If you pray to god, he will give you your sight back" so he did exactly that The next morning the mom heard a scream, so she went to the kids room and asked "whats wrong" the kid replied it didn't work" The mom said "April Fools"