Wordplay jokes

Why can't two Asians make a white baby?

Because two wongs don't make a white.

What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?

One gets picked.... (not the orphan)

What's a word that starts with "m" and ends in "airage" and all men like it?

Miscarriage. The joke never gets old just like the baby.

Why can't you make fun of a bunny's head?

Because they have a hare-line.

KFC doesn't mean Kentucky Fried Chicken, it means "Kill Fat Children."

I named my dog "5 miles" so I could say I ran five miles today. I ran over 5 miles.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs, at your front door?

Matt.