Wordplay jokes
What did the feather say to his wife?
You light my day.
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What do you call a questioning Constanta?
Curious George.
I have an orphan joke, but it needs parental guidance.
Why can't orphans go big? When you go big, it's considered family size.
If Opposition Expunged thought he was an animal, what would Thearchy be called?
Therianarchy!
What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe?
Roberto.
I hit a ball with a bat, it was called animal abuse.
What's the most played game in Africa? Hunger Games.
Do you know Putin?
Put in these balls in your mouth.
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
He was a big dill!
I like...
Wendy's.
"Wendeez nuts in your mouth."
Person 1: Stop making suicidal jokes!
Person 2: Okay, okay, I’ll cut it out.
Person 1: Really?
Person 2: They're not even that deep.
Krusty nut
What starts with “M” and ends with “arriage”?
Miscarriage.
I once told a chemistry joke... sadly, it got no reaction.
What's Moby Dick's dad's name? Papa Boner.
What does the M and D in "orphan" stand for?
"Mum" and "Dad."
Do you know what SAWCON is?
SAWCON deez nuts.
What did the mother say to Michael J. on the beach?
"Excuse me sir, but you're in my son!"