Wordplay jokes
What do you call an Afghanistan person in a bath?
A bath bomb.
I lost my dog. I probably shouldn't have named him "rape."
Why does Joe Biden call women muffins?
'Cause muffins backwards is sniffum.
Damn bro, are you Gold, Titanium, Sulfur, Titanium, and Carbon?
Cuz you be lookin AuTiSTiC.
What do you call an ex eating Taco Bell?
Explosion.
Say: "eye"
Spell: map
Then say: "enis."
Me: Ice woman diary: a witch's tin key.
Other: What? You said, "I swim in diarrhea, which is stinky?"
How do you say "fish" without the "i"?
Fsh
What did the grim reaper say when his favorite car commercial came on? "Safe life repair, safe life replace!"
wo(man) fe(male) we(men)
dishwash(her)
What do you call a guy named Kaiden?
I don't know, lol.
In the bus, you can't spell "black" without "back."
Which country can swim?
Finland. Get it? Fin Land?
Why do rapists and pedophiles never win a race?
Because they always like to come in a little behind.
Whoβs there?
To.
To who?
No, βto whom.β
Hey, I never knew we had a planet in our body!
What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no arms or legs? Names.
My dad is so good at instruments, he said he loves to finger "a minor."
Suck my cheetah.
"Man, your jokes about homicide are totally killer!"