This name makes me want to close season instead of open it.
Wordplay Jokes
What do you call an orphan with a boner?
Porn.
What do you call 4 Mexicans stuck in quick sand?
Quatro Sinco.
Knock knock. Who's there? Dees. Dees who? Dees nuts!
(Or dees nuts in yo mouth!)
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
What do you call a chicken staring at a pile of lettuce?
A chicken sees a salad.
(Say it out loud if you don't get it!)
How do you call a cute door?
A-door-able.
I’m gay because I nutted on the wall, now there are walnuts.
What's 2+2? FORE-head.
Ça sent quoi un pète de clown? (Ça sent drôle!)
What do you call an annoyed octopus?
Octopissy.
What's Pee-Wee Herman's favorite Michael Jackson song?
Beat It.
What do you call an Asian who can't hear?
Wha U Sai
What do you call Yakub with no eyes?
No eyes Yakub.
A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull.
The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, "I will go to the market and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can, I will send you a telegram."
She goes to the market and finds one for $499. Having only one dollar left, she goes to the telegraph office and finds out that it costs one dollar per word. She is stumped on how to tell the blonde to bring the truck and trailer. Finally, she tells the telegraph operator to send the word "comfortable."
Skeptical, the operator asks, "How will she know to come with the trailer from just that word?" The redhead replies, "She's a blonde so she reads slow: 'Come for ta bull.'"
I bought a guh on the weekend.
(what's a guh?)
GUHZZLE DEEZ NUTS! 🥜 🔩 🌰
I would tell a scoliosis joke.
But that would be completely out of line.
What do you call a lesbian Dinosaur?
Lickalotapuss.
Why was the fanny flat?
So it can flop about.
I am Cummer.
