Wordplay jokes
What do you call a person with no arms?
Armless.
No, it's harmless.
What is Hitler's favorite letter?
Not-Z.
Deals is bully, right? Denise, like a bully type of rock, is a piggy.
What does a perverted frog say?
"Rubbit."
Spell 'Imap' and say 'ness' at the end.
What did the feather say to his wife?
You light my day.
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What do you call a questioning Constanta?
Curious George.
I have an orphan joke, but it needs parental guidance.
Why can't orphans go big? When you go big, it's considered family size.
If Opposition Expunged thought he was an animal, what would Thearchy be called?
Therianarchy!
What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe?
Roberto.
I hit a ball with a bat, it was called animal abuse.
What's the most played game in Africa? Hunger Games.
Do you know Putin?
Put in these balls in your mouth.
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
He was a big dill!
I like...
Wendy's.
"Wendeez nuts in your mouth."
Person 1: Stop making suicidal jokes!
Person 2: Okay, okay, I’ll cut it out.
Person 1: Really?
Person 2: They're not even that deep.
Krusty nut
What starts with “M” and ends with “arriage”?
Miscarriage.