What's 2+2? FORE-head.
Ça sent quoi un pète de clown? (Ça sent drôle!)
What do you call an annoyed octopus?
Octopissy.
What's Pee-Wee Herman's favorite Michael Jackson song?
Beat It.
What do you call an Asian who can't hear?
Wha U Sai
A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull.
The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, "I will go to the market and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can, I will send you a telegram."
She goes to the market and finds one for $499. Having only one dollar left, she goes to the telegraph office and finds out that it costs one dollar per word. She is stumped on how to tell the blonde to bring the truck and trailer. Finally, she tells the telegraph operator to send the word "comfortable."
Skeptical, the operator asks, "How will she know to come with the trailer from just that word?" The redhead replies, "She's a blonde so she reads slow: 'Come for ta bull.'"
I bought a guh on the weekend.
(what's a guh?)
GUHZZLE DEEZ NUTS! 🥜 🔩 🌰
I would tell a scoliosis joke.
But that would be completely out of line.
What do you call a lesbian Dinosaur? Lickalotapuss
Why was the fanny flat?
So it can flop about.
I am Cummer.
Where does the keyboard go to dinner? The space bar.
Why can't two Asians make a white baby?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
Dolly (DYM 79).
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.... (not the orphan)
Whats a word that starts with m and ends in airage and all men like it?
Miscarriage The joke never gets old just like the baby
Why can't you make fun of a bunny's head?
Because they have a hare-line.
What do you call a skeleton's erection?
A boner.
It's better to cum in the sink than to sink in the cum.
Saw (DYM 69).
