Wordplay jokes
What did the mother say to Michael J. on the beach?
"Excuse me sir, but you're in my son!"
What do you call an autistic ant? An Evelyn.
What do tomatoes š learn to do in a race?
Ketchup!
Want to hear a joke about prostitution?
Never mind, it's whoreable :)
Chiefs is an egg-cellent cook!
Want to hear a joke about prostitution? Never mind, it's whoreable.
Why is 8 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9. If you think it doesn't make sense, then it is "7 ate 9."
Tell someone to spell "Icup."
Answer: It will say, "I see you pee!"
My first name is Al and my last name is Coholic :) #yuengling.f/wat
What do you call someone with a big butt?
The Thightanic!
Why is it so easy to weigh fish?
They have their own scales.
What is the best la?
A koa-la!
What do you call a deer that has no eyes?
No eye deer.
So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging themselves? I guess they lost Hangman.
What is the most popular game at the orphanage?
Need For Speed: Most Wanted.
What is the opposite of a lady finger?
Answer: Mentos.
Why can't Michael Jackson ever win in a race? Because he always comes in a little behind.
If all your clothes were stolen, what would you go home in?
The dark.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite planet? Uranus.
The "f" in orphan is for family.