Wordplay jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Suicide.
Suicide who?
Suicide you.
What type of flour do orphans use?
- Self-raising.
My Asian girlfriend has a weird name. As I gave her anal, she was yelling "I'm too young."
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
The snowballs.
I pushed a dog into a fire and said, "Hot dog!"
Logan Taub has a BBC, Big Butt Chin!
Zelensky: I'm begging for Russian forces to withdraw from the whole of Ukraine.
Putin: Crimea river.
(True story) Today I was bringing some tortilla chips upstairs for some chips and dip, and I dropped them, so my mom goes “Oh, now they’re broken.”
And I took an opportunity to make a pun, so I said, “No, they’re just chipped.”
The cemetery is so crowded, people are just dying to get in.
What do you call a male prostitute in a bar...
Handy Andy.
What do you call a transgender person? Nintendo Switch.
Yo mama so fat, she has to use pillowcases for socks.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? Little skin flutes.
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Reali-tea.
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
What do the Spanish people call child abuse? Pedrophile.
Ok guys, I have one last joke (for now).
What do you call it when Panera is over?
Panera end.
I love eating pussy. That’s why the animal shelter is always my go-to for a good meal.
Bad Hitler puns are infuhrerating.
What do you call an Afghanistan person in a bath?
A bath bomb.