Wordplay jokes
911 jokes usually go over my head.
Then it hits me.
What do you call it when a man is scared in Panera Bread?
Panera dread.
Why did the emo kid hate the nun? (Cuz nun of them were emo.)
Why can't orphans be gay? Because then they would be home-osexual.
What does this mean? 👊🥩
What is an orphan's least favorite game?
44 Homes.
I was walking today and I saw an emo with a noose looking up at a tree. I simply said, "Hang on there, bud!"
What do you call an Indian with pink hair?
Ghandi floss.
Me: I have depression.
Someone: You should get out more! Go outside!
Me: *goes to the beach* Now it's a tropical depression.
Do you know Ligma... potatoes?
What do you call a garage that is gay?
A gyarge.
What do you call a black comedian?
Dark Humor.
The S in America stands for safe.
My friend told me to name a country in Africa.
So I said, "Hungry."
What are Michael Jackson’s favorite universities?
Brigham Young and Boise State.
What did the woman on the beach say to Michael Jackson? Hey, get out of my sun!
What do you call a different spaghetti? An impasta!
PAPYRUS: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DIFFERENT SPAGHETTI SANS?
SANS: What?
PAPYRUS: AN IMPASTA!
SANS: Good one.
Why did the qack go duck?
I don't know, rhydon deez. 4x2=8
Little Johnny when he makes a Uranus joke:
Little Johnny: I have achieved comedy! 😂😂😂😂😂
George Floyd is the fresh prince of no air.