Word jokes

Poop.

Spell "I cup."

Mankind is made of 2 words: Mank and ind.

Sumona.

You know buddy, that is really...

boroning.

I will remember my classmate's last words: "Ahh, my pen's ink spilled on my computer!"

You're so fat, when you say the n-word, boogers come out.

How many letters are there in the alphabet? 26? No, 8!

What can't an orphan spell?

Home.

Gwen, I know you're the Peter Griffin guy who spams and puts the N word and spams other stuff.

Mississippi is a long word. How do you spell it?

Say:

"Eye"

Spell:

"Map"

Say:

"Ness"

Now say it fast!

I am a God. Na, na, na, na, na, na. Yeah.

She's got makeup by the mirror in her bedroom, Thigh-high fishnets and some black boots, Nose pierced with the cigarette perfume, Half dead, but she still looks so cute. She is a monster in disguise, And she knows all the words to the trap songs, Takes pic's with a cherry-red lipstick, Says she only dates guys with a big..., mmm

He was walking in the city as he was walking in the city as he was walking in the city as he was walking in the city as he was walking in the city as he was walking in the city hall in French, and then on his way to be a good friend of the situation in the city, as he had been fixed in a few hours of the situation in which he was walking. I will never shiver at the sight [of] words.

I will tell you a story. There was a fruit named Pear who was named Dyck. He one day met his friend Carrot, who was later killed after being stuck into some girl's vagina.

Pear then became very sadistic and no one loved him, and he became mentally fruit-pressed. One day he met a Banana named Harvey Weinstein, and they got married and had children who were all named Minion. Eventually, the rest of his family died, and Pear was left slowly rotting away. His last words were, "I have finally 'peared' the consequences of all my actions."

Your name is baller cuz ur in my mom's baller.

Alle Kinder heißen Rune, außer einer Pussy.

The best night of my life was when I gave my virginity to my wife, and her last word was when she called me "Mommy" at the top of her lungs before I knocked her up 😍.

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