Word jokes
Chinmey?
No matter how kind you are, German children are kinder.
What happens when Helen Keller picks her nose?
She slurs her words...
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
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What should you never say to an orphan?
"Your Mom."
How do you stop constipation?
You scare the crap outta them.
(Crap is another word for poop.)
Aaron.
A girl's pussy is a muff, and when we have something against our mouths, they say our voice is muffled, so do I think the origin of the word "muffled" is talking while eating muff?
"Have a nice day" and "enjoy the next 24 hours" mean the same thing, but one sounds like a threat.
What types of erections do skeletons have? Boners.
It's snot fair!
Cock.
Have you heard the word of the day? It’s "legs".
Now, let’s go back to my place and I can spread them.
Some people think "prison" is one word, but to robbers, it's a whole sentence.
I don't like the word "gun".
Whenever I say it, people always get triggered.
Adding a "gl" in front of "camping" doesn't make it any better.
If you add a "gl" in front of "Adolf Hitler," it doesn't make him a great guy.
What has an N, an I, two Gs, an E, and an R?
Ginger!
Nononono.
Papaumamaumau papaumaumamau.
A man dies, and his friend is invited to his funeral.
This friend asks his wife, "Can I say a word?"
"Of course," she says.
The man stands up and says, "Plethora!"
The man's wife says, "Thanks, it means a lot!"