Word jokes

What can't an orphan spell?

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Gwen, I know you're the Peter Griffin guy who spams and puts the N word and spams other stuff.

Mississippi is a long word. How do you spell it?

Say:

"Eye"

Spell:

"Map"

Say:

"Ness"

Now say it fast!

Sumona.

I am a God. Na, na, na, na, na, na. Yeah.

She's got makeup by the mirror in her bedroom, Thigh-high fishnets and some black boots, Nose pierced with the cigarette perfume, Half dead, but she still looks so cute. She is a monster in disguise, And she knows all the words to the trap songs, Takes pic's with a cherry-red lipstick, Says she only dates guys with a big..., mmm

I will tell you a story. There was a fruit named Pear who was named Dyck. He one day met his friend Carrot, who was later killed after being stuck into some girl's vagina.

Pear then became very sadistic and no one loved him, and he became mentally fruit-pressed. One day he met a Banana named Harvey Weinstein, and they got married and had children who were all named Minion. Eventually, the rest of his family died, and Pear was left slowly rotting away. His last words were, "I have finally 'peared' the consequences of all my actions."

Why did the gay guy say the n word? Cos he's retarded.

Alle Kinder heißen Rune, außer einer Pussy.

Your name is baller cuz ur in my mom's baller.

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I asked my friend Cammy what is 55+68 and he was to say it in words, he replied with "swebin".

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The best night of my life was when I gave my virginity to my wife, and her last word was when she called me "Mommy" at the top of her lungs before I knocked her up 😍.

"Why did my name start with an L? Because it is lips, lol."

Person: I'd really like it if you'd stop saying my name all the time.

Random Person: Cheesus! That hurt!

Person: SERIOUSLY!?!?

Orphan or like or-pan?

My and my penis never truly understood the words "Booby traps" until we met the ex-wife. God's gift of self-will was working fine until my penis went hard and my mind went blank, and God started laughing, and I swear I heard him say, "Booby trap" as he walked away! True story.

You thought his puns were bad, wait till you sea mine!