Word jokes

Alphabet

4 years ago

How many letters are there in the alphabet? 26? No, 8!

Spam

5 years ago

Gwen, I know you're the Peter Griffin guy who spams and puts the N word and spams other stuff.

Wordplay

7 years ago

Say:

"Eye"

Spell:

"Map"

Say:

"Ness"

Now say it fast!

Mississippi

5 years ago

Mississippi is a long word. How do you spell it?

Buddy

7 years ago

You know buddy, that is really...

boroning.

Memes

Mankind

7 years ago

Mankind is made of 2 words: Mank and ind.

Girl

3 years ago

I am a God. Na, na, na, na, na, na. Yeah.

She's got makeup by the mirror in her bedroom, Thigh-high fishnets and some black boots, Nose pierced with the cigarette perfume, Half dead, but she still looks so cute. She is a monster in disguise, And she knows all the words to the trap songs, Takes pic's with a cherry-red lipstick, Says she only dates guys with a big..., mmm

Pear

7 years ago

I will tell you a story. There was a fruit named Pear who was named Dyck. He one day met his friend Carrot, who was later killed after being stuck into some girl's vagina.

Pear then became very sadistic and no one loved him, and he became mentally fruit-pressed. One day he met a Banana named Harvey Weinstein, and they got married and had children who were all named Minion. Eventually, the rest of his family died, and Pear was left slowly rotting away. His last words were, "I have finally 'peared' the consequences of all my actions."