Word jokes

The word "ginger" is just the n-word reorganized.

What were Stephen Hawking's last words? "System failure."

I still remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. He said, “Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”

What is anonymous 🤔 oral masturbation? the politically correct word for anonymous gay fellatio from a 🕳 glory hole inside a 📖 adult book store

What kind of bees make milk?

BooBees.

No matter how kind you are, German children are kinder.

My friend asked me to describe myself in 3 words...

"Lazy."

I was playing hangman, and I gave up on the word "LIFE".

What are the three worst words to hear while you are having sex?

Honey, I'm home!

Did you know the F in Orphan stands for family?

My Grandmother died last month. The thing that bugs me to this day, I couldn't understand her last words... through the pillow.

What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter? -- An envelope.

Rape is such an ugly word, I prefer the term "struggle snuggle."

My dad died the other day, but I was able to hear his last words: "Son, are you still holding the ladder?"

Sarah goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?" Sarah waves her hand, "Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!" Miss Rogers says, "All right, Sarah, what is your multi-syllable word?" Sarah says, "Mas-tur-bate." Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, Sarah, that's a mouthful." Sarah says, "No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob."

What's the second to last letter in the alphabet? Y. Cause I wanted to know.

I will never forget my grandfather's last words: “The fuck you doing with that knife?”

My girlfriend's last words:

"I can’t wait to become a mom!"

Never take a person canoeing or kayaking if they had a cerebrovascular accident.

They’ll hear the one word they hate the most: “STROKE, STROKE, STROKE!”

Guys, don’t let nobody hurt you with words.

Like someone once said, “Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.”