Word jokes
The word "ginger" is just the n-word reorganized.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words? "System failure."
I still remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. He said, “Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”
What is anonymous 🤔 oral masturbation? the politically correct word for anonymous gay fellatio from a 🕳 glory hole inside a 📖 adult book store
What kind of bees make milk?
BooBees.
Memes
No matter how kind you are, German children are kinder.
I was playing hangman, and I gave up on the word "LIFE".
My friend asked me to describe myself in 3 words...
"Lazy."
What are the three worst words to hear while you are having sex?
Honey, I'm home!
Did you know the F in Orphan stands for family?
My Grandmother died last month. The thing that bugs me to this day, I couldn't understand her last words... through the pillow.
What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter? -- An envelope.
Rape is such an ugly word, I prefer the term "struggle snuggle."
My dad died the other day, but I was able to hear his last words: "Son, are you still holding the ladder?"
What's the second to last letter in the alphabet? Y. Cause I wanted to know.
I will never forget my grandfather's last words: “The fuck you doing with that knife?”
My girlfriend's last words:
"I can’t wait to become a mom!"
Sarah goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?" Sarah waves her hand, "Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!" Miss Rogers says, "All right, Sarah, what is your multi-syllable word?" Sarah says, "Mas-tur-bate." Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, Sarah, that's a mouthful." Sarah says, "No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob."
Guys, don’t let nobody hurt you with words.
Like someone once said, “Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.”
What has an N, an I, two Gs, an E, and an R?
Ginger!