Word Jokes

My Grandmother died last month. The thing that bugs me to this day, I couldn't understand her last words ... through the pillow.

What are the three worst words to hear while you are having sex?

Honey, I'm home!

Rape is such an ugly word, I prefer the term struggle snuggle

My dad died the other day but, i was able to hear his last words"son are you still holding the ladder"

What's the second to last letter in the alphabet? Y. Cause I wanted to know

I will never forget my grandfathers last words. “The fuck you doing whit that knife

My girlfriends last words I can’t wait to become a mom

guys don’t let nobody hurt you with words like someone once said sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me

Never take a person canoeing or kayaking if they had a cerebrovascular accident. They’ll hear the one word they hate the most. “STROKE, STROKE, STROKE”

What has an N, an I, two Gs, an E, and an R?

GINGER!

I only remember my fathers last words before he died. He said, "Are you still holding the ladder?"

Last words of the captain of the Titanic.... Where's all this water come from??

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What was the one word that could of save Princess Dianas life? Taxi

A orphan's first word would be orphan keeper

i will always remember my grandfathers last words "ill just check if its poisonous".

Doctor : what makes you feel depressed? Me: I used to work at the word trade centre, before the plane hit. Doctor: a lot of people fell to pieces after that.