Word jokes
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What do you call a cute door?
Adorable.
I have made a new word: Plagiarism.
What types of erections do skeletons have? Boners.
Aaron.
The last words from a depressive person are: "I finally see a train!"
I’ll never forget my dad’s last words. “Erase my search history, son.”
How many letters are there in the alphabet? 26? No, 8!
There's 3 words in important: I'm, port, ant.
Cool, new word of the day: Marijuana.
“Does Marry wanna smoke a joint?”
I hate you—if you look at the first letters of the words, you'll know what I mean.
Interfischl
Happy
Apple
Tea
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Is someone who is tardy again actually "retardy"?
What can't an orphan spell?
Home.
"My name is Dezz."
It’s important to establish a good vocabulary.
If I had known the difference between the words “antidote” and “anecdote,” one of my best friends would still be alive.
A guy walks up to me in the street and asks if you have to include the name of an animal in every sentence. I said only if it's relephant.
He says what about vegetables. I said not nesecelery.
Guys, I know how to stop racism. Delete the word "racism." People can't be something that doesn't exist.
What starts with F and ends with uck? Firetruck, what were you thinking?
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
What is the other word for an orphan?
Paren't.