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Word Jokes

Genie: What are your 3 wishes? Me: Make every word 4 letters long. Geni: Wish Gran. Meee: Make every word star with "br". Brni: Brsh Bran. Bree: brke brer brrd brnd brth "uh" Bruh: Bruh bruh Bruh: Bruh bruh bruh Bruh: Bruh bruh

Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road. So I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”

My grandfather said we rely on technology too much so I unplugged his life support. Luckily I remember his last words . "You little bastard!"

Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.

I'll never forget my bosses last words: " We shall serve the best meat in our burgers! "

The double slit experiment shows light particles are a wave that assemble in your presence. And you didn't even have to say a word!

Joe Biden’s speeches are so motivational. In fact, I have been stuck at home these past few weeks, and his well articulated words were enough for me to muster up the courage to jump off of a 10 story building.

I find it interesting that if you rearrange the letters in the word “Mother-in-law” you get the words “Woman Hitler”.