i will never forget my little brothers last word rip.
his last words: paint dosent taste good
In middle school, we had to create words with magnet letters. Some kid laid the word "Animal Therapist". I changed one space and got sent home :/
Lynching is just another word for "hanging around".
you know, they didn't add the word "retard" into the dictionary for nothing
What were the astronauts' last word before the shuttle blew up? what does this button do....
replace the v in venus wit a p
When you think of the word simp, you think of a girl. Girl stands for ghosts in real life. Another word for simp is ding dong. Put them together and you get ghosts in real life with ding dongs.
Angel is a good word
An orphan died. No one cared why? Who is supposed spread the word his parents.
"You Must Be Why They INvented THe Word Ugly"
Lostin Flowers14 days ago What are the four letters you don’t want to hear from a dentist?
I C D K
i can make a word with those \DICK
How do you stop constipation?
You scare the crap outta them.
(Crap is another word for poop)
This is a joke to tell to someone with you or something, SOMEONE will laugh. Say: This word isnt gonna be funny until i tell you, your probably not going to laugh. *your friend* whats the word? *you* finger *friend* *dies of laughter*. *note* it works better if you wiggle your finger or something before and not every one laughs, so dont feel bad if they dont. Also dont be surprized if you get put in jail for murder, because your going to kill someone with this.
I tried to right the shortest joke ever, so I wrote a two word joke, which was Dwarf Shortage. its just so I could pack more jokes into the show.
I will always remember my grandpa's last words: Stop shaking the ladder you cunt!
PLS WRITE UR COMMENT
BUT DO NOT USE WORDS LIKE MONKEY DONKEY LOSER ETC
What did my grandpa say after he kicked the bucket? Nothing, I unplugged his life support before he said a word.
Are guys scared of the word Choppiness Because it is literally saying (chop-penis)
I have some black friends who hate it when I say the N-word around them, so I got a pet monkey.
Dishwasher rape is another word for marital obligations.
