what game does a suicidal person who is very bad at word or guessing games love?
hangman
A couple is on their first date. Man: How do you feel about sex? Woman: I like it infrequently. Man: I see. Is that one word or two?
My wife called me a pedo that's a big word for a 6 year old
Say invented without the first n
One day Little Johnny's class is having an English lesson. The teacher asks them, "Who can use the word intelligent in a sentence?" Little Mary says, "The teacher is very intelligent." The teacher asks them, "Who can use the word fashionable in a sentence?" Little Suzie says, "They are very fashionable." The teacher says, "Johnny, why don't you have a go? Use the word dictate in a sentence." Johnny thinks for a moment and then says, "Last night I heard Daddy asking Mommy 'Darling how does my dictate' "
I went to visit my friends sick grandpa. He was lying in a hospital bed connected to a lot of tubes. When I approached him he kept repeating "Nǐ cǎizhe wǒ de yǎngqì guǎn"
Suddenly right in front of me, he passed. Later that night I translated his last words, and they were "You're standing on my oxygen tube"
What's the difference between saying bloody in America and in the U.K?
In the U.K, it's a swear word
In America, it's a family reunion
whats an emos favorite game...hangman
What starts with "E" and ends with "G"?
Everything
These are all really nice jokes but here is one. Boy: Spell ME Girl: M-E Boy: You forgot the D Girl: There is no D in ME Boy: Not yet
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
The Windows XP log out sound.
Wanna hear some famous last words? “We are just experiencing some turbulence”
Spell Mississippi
M-I-S-S-I-P-P~
haha you said pp
How do you keep a blind kid busy? Give him sandpaper and tell him it’s a find a word😂😂
"Have a nice day" and "enjoy the next 24 hours" mean the same thing but one sounds like a threat
Last word of mayor of Hiroshima: ‘what the fuck was that noise?’
a girl tried 77.34 (77.34) times to think of a word oppisite word of BYE.then her brother divided the word BYE. 77.34 divided by 100. TRY IT!!
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office: I will find you... You have my Word.
Santa was asked to describe Mrs. Claus in three words. His response was, "Ho ho ho."
A man dies, and his friend is invited to his funeral. This friend asks his wife "Can I say a word?" "Of course" she says. The man stands up and says "Plethora" The man's wife says "Thanks, it means a lot"
