Word Jokes

Some people think prison is one word, but to robbers, it's a whole sentence.

I don't like the word gun

Whenever I say it people always get triggered

One day Little Johnny's class is having an English lesson. The teacher asks them, "Who can use the word intelligent in a sentence?" Little Mary says, "The teacher is very intelligent." The teacher asks them, "Who can use the word fashionable in a sentence?" Little Suzie says, "They are very fashionable." The teacher says, "Johnny, why don't you have a go? Use the word dictate in a sentence." Johnny thinks for a moment and then says, "Last night I heard Daddy asking Mommy 'Darling how does my dictate' "

19. It’s important to establish a good vocabulary. If I had known the difference between the words “antidote” and “anecdote,” one of my best friends would still be alive.

I wont ever Forget my dads last words: "OH GOD THE POLICE!!!"

I was in an argument with a "friend" at school. he said, "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me"...

...so I threw a dictionary at him.

I'll never forget my grandma's last words, "What are you doing in here with that hammer?"

What did Steven Hawlkings last words? Error 404 File Not Found

I still remember my granpas last words: turn the lawn mower off!

Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me, it means a lot.

What is the longest word in the English Dictionary? Smiles because there is a mile between the first letter and the last

Is buttcheeks one word?

Or should I spread em?

Russian history in 5 words: "And then things got worse."

Famous last words:

"Don't worry man, it's not even loaded."

I still remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. He said, “Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”

What was Stephen Hawkins last words? System failure

I was playing hangman, and I gave up on the word "LIFE".

My friend asked me to describe myself in 3 words...

"Lazy."