Word jokes
Spell fuzz.
Okay, F-U-Z-Z, which also, it sounds like "F U Z's."
Why do science jokes usually get no reaction?
Because they're so boron!
What were Stephen Hawking's dying words?
"Restore factory settings."
The "f" on orphan stands for family.
What were Christa McAuliffe’s last words to her husband?
"You feed the dog, I’ll feed the fish."
Caca.
What's the opposite of Jason?
Jasister.
What does the F in "orphan" stand for?
"Family," but there is no F.
Fritz Cheng was asked to write three articles on the subject. He went to his grandmother and advised her: "Question: Kill people! I am sorry, Mr. Fritz, I am looking for his brother—what do you suggest?"
Brother: "I'm Superman. I am Superman!"
Fritz remembers entering the room. That's Alfredo's question in front of the TV: "Do you have any advice?"
Fritz tells a story from his school days. "Remember our words?" said Professor Fleck. "An artist? Is that true? Frison, who are you?"
"I am Superman. I'm Superman," he said. "I hope to meet the president."
You soak balls, get it?
White people can't say the N-word, but at least they can say, "Thanks for the warning, officer," and "Hi, Dad."
Person 1: "Hey, I created a new word!"
Person 2: "What is it?"
Person 1: "Plagiarism!"
What's a current's favorite juice?
Black "current"!
Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road.
So I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”
What is another word for Arab man who is a Palestinian Muslim?
Palestinian masseur.
What happens if you mix the two names "Shannon" and "Stephanie"? You have the name "Shanny."
weixian
The "f" in "orphan" stands for "amily." There is no "f."
Y'know what rhymes with clash, zoom, dang?
Slash, boom, bang, snap.
What do you call a dipshit?
A Charlie.